Beige Burberry Scarf Wearing Girl: Um, like, what should I get? I'm so not in the mood for latte.
Grey Burberry Scarf Wearing Guy: Oh my God! Did I tell you I came up with the solution to my Porsche problem?
Girl: Do you think these smoothies have a lot of calories?
Guy: So I know I wanted the Porsche Boxster but that was like totally unpractical, so then I was thinking the Porsche SUV.
Girl: Oh, screw the calories, I'll get the banana one. Oh my God, they are so cute. Now you don't have to get the Lexus.
Guy: I know, it's like the functionality of a Lexus, but the fabulousness of the Porsche.
Girl: Honey, you are like such the genius!
-- Starbucks, overheard by Kevin