Friday, March 24, 2006

What are those crazy science students up to now?

Girl: Aw, look at the pretty dog!
Guy: [Miranda], that's a cow.
Girl: No, it's not!
Guy: It has hooves!

-- Concrete Beach, overheard by Cody


Anonymous Anonymous said...

"A cow says....Moooo"

Looks like somone isn't going to earn any genius grants any time soon...

12:47 PM  
Blogger your humble servant said...

genius grants?
who the hell says that?!?!

4:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

see family guy: "Petarded"

4:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What sound does a doggy make?



Funny, that's the sound your mother made last night!

7:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The title makes this.

8:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

simply stunning

8:12 PM  
Blogger ladyamazing said...

I hope that when this person sees a sheep she doesn't call it a cat. She shouldn't plan any trips out into rural Ontario anytime soon.

9:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If she runs into any skunks, she's in serious trouble....

"Nice kitty...."

11:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

k motherfuckers, from more than 50 feet away, it looks like a giant dalmation. and it confused a lot of people.

did YOU see it? probably not. from Centre Spot, it looked like one huge dog. upon closer inspection, it was most definitely a cow. stop judging everyone.

11:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

cows don't look like dogs from 50 feet away. they look like COWS. idiot.

12:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

11:38 - YOU are a fucking idiot.

12:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You people should try to understand 11:38's position before leaping to conclusions and being all judgmental.

Differentiating dalmatians from cows, despite all your snide remarks, is NOT as easy as you'd think. I can't even begin to remember all the times that I've had a hankering for some milk and tried milking the cow that's always hanging around next to my local fire station.

At first I didn't understand why the firemen kept getting so mad. "Stay away from Pongo," they were always yelling at me.

"Pongo's a stupid name for a cow," I thought. "But maybe they're just greedy and don't want to share any of their cow's milk." (I'd never gotten much milk out of Pongo whenever I'd tried so I figured maybe he just didn't have much milk to spare for strangers.)

Then one day I noticed the firemen walking their cow and throwing a frisbee for it to chase in a field. "I've never heard of trained cows like that. That's amazing!"

It was only the next day that I finally saw 101 Dalmations. Boy, was my face red...

8:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you are fucking strange.

or high.

10:02 PM  
Blogger ka_boom said...

811pm... wow. 2 bonus points for you! lol.

11:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

why was there a cow on campus?

1:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

8:11, I want your children.

1:13 AM  
Anonymous POD said...

8:11-->how did the "milk" from the dalmation taste?

9:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

9:43--> in my experience, milk from dalmations has always tasted a little spotty. I wouldn't recommend it for inexperienced palettes.

8:11--> meet me under the spotted cow at Midnight tonight and we'll see what we can accomplish.

10:02--> Unlike Fiddy Cent, I'm not high all the time - just some of the time. Disappointingly (as the dearth of grammatical errors and typos in my last message would indicate), the dalmation anecdote was not narcotically-assisted.

As to being 'fucking strange', I make no claims one way or the other. I purport nothing; just like with Fox News, it's up to you to decide.

2:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wait, 8:11 = 2:14 = male or female?

10:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

10:27--> what importance does the gender of 8:11/2:14 have for you? Do you have some burning desire to fellate the anonymous poster in question?

Unless you are 1:13 in a cunning disguise, I scarcely see the relevance of my gender - be it masculine or otherwise.

I COULD direct you to a URL that would remove all doubt, but what would be the fun in that? As you are well aware, this is is a largely anonymous messageboard. Therefore, since you are never to meet any of the participants in real life, knowing their real-life identities is purely superfluous and wholly unnecessary. If you can give a good reason for me to divulge who I is, then go ahead and and drop your revelatory rationale. Otherwise, your question is neither here nor there and I shall ignore it as such.

Much love...

3:33 AM  
Anonymous Nicole said...

If this was heard on Concrete beach, chances are that twit of a girl was probably a social science student. People in science would know that it was a cow. Also, they probably wouldn't be wasting their time on concrete beach looking at a cow, they would be in the library at Nat Sci.

2:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I purport nothing; just like with Fox News, it's up to you to decide."


2:24 AM  

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