Wednesday, March 22, 2006

It's called "eating," ladies. Try it again sometime.

Sorority Girl #1: Last night my stomach was so, like, heavy. It was just, like, I don't know... just so not light. I mean, it was just, like, so heavy. And I was like, this is freaky.
Sorority Girl #2: I know exactly what you mean.

-- overheard by Kim

18 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Funny, I noticed the exact same thing back when my doctor prescribed for me a revolutionary diet of anvils, ball bearings and boat anchors.

7:48 PM  
Blogger KevBo said...

this post was deep....

9:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's what they get for swallowing 4 loads in one night

9:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahah to all comments.
perhaps they're rpeggie
that'll teach the whoooores

but then again... proably just the loads they sent down the tube

9:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

actually, "loads" have only 5 calories. It was likely the excessive alcohol before the loads that did them in.

3:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

maybe she just needed to drop the kids off at the pool.

11:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

maybe they're just idiots.

1:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yes, *skinny anorexic* idiots

1:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

whatever noboby wants to fuck a fatty...well atleast no one that doesnt have a fetish for fatties...thumbs up to anerexia

8:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

id take a fat girl over a toothpick any day

more cushion for the pushin'

*hooray for fat girls!*

8:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

8:15, I bet you are a fat girl. 3:24...calories? You actually know the amount of calories in a "load". Please, reflect upon your life. How anorexic ARE YOU?!

1:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

actually, most fat girls can tell you the calories in ANYTHING, the self-loathing and despair just prevent us from doing anything about it.

And as for the sexin', well, i'm not a guy, but i've always been told that fat girls are known among men to be better in bed... true, it's because we "have to be", but the result's the same!

3:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1:20 - actually im an average sized GUY.

and i fucked your fat mom.

11:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

3:23: nailing a fat girl is like riding a moped.

....It's all good until your friends find out about it.

9:23 AM  
Anonymous a far girl said...

1:20 - i bet you wear UGGS

7:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this is really.. really... really just a superficial, sad, post.

ever heard of LOVE?
do you seriously think that people just "fuck" fat/average/skinny people for the HELL of it?
maybe you people at Western.. with all your STDs and fetishes.. but there ARE people out there who CARE about the person they're having sex with.

you're all QUITE sad.

9:19 AM  
Anonymous Danielle said...

9:19 I agree with you. Why is everyone on here bad mouthing fat girls? I know a lot of guys who would take a fat girl over a skinny girl and it's not for the sex. It's because they personally do not care about what the girl looks like. And from my experience 'fat girls' have way better personalities then the tooth pick girls. That's just my experience. I'm not trying to say that skinny girls don't have good personalities either.
9:23 - get a life. Any one who thinks like that or even says that needs to get a life.

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