Monday, March 20, 2006

He's even been too busy to attend his 100-level Connecting the Dots class.

Guy #1: Man, it's been a great year. I've done so many chicks and partied so much. The only downside is that for the last month or two, everytime I piss, it burns.
Guy #2: Gotta be the spicy food in Elgin.
Guy #1: Yeah, the tacos are murder.

-- Number 6 bus stop at Richmond gates, overheard by No Name

15 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

He should really have that looked at... and not by another 'chick'. Well, unless it's a chick doctor

9:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the title is gold.

10:18 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Elgin Hall doesn't serve food...you gotta make it yourself...I smell a rat.

12:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Elgin Hall has a cafe...I don't know what kinda rat you're smelling...

12:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Spicy food in the caf? There's a first for everything. They must be REALLY white.

1:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahahahahHAHAHHAhaHA! I LOVE BROWN PEOPLE!

2:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Words cannot describe how disturbed I am by this...lol

Spicy food in Elgin's caf...lol The only spice they add is Pepper. lol

Oh man, frosh just make me wonder sometimes.

4:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The title to this entry is absolutely golden! What an idiot...

8:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you are all stupid. elgin has a caf. with spicy food, too.

11:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Then again, it could be the "spicy" pink tacos that are keeping him down...

12:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"you are all stupid. elgin has a caf. with spicy food, too."

Please. Nothing that is served on campus can even be remotely described as "spicy".......

But that said, who in the hell thinks that spicy food makes pissing hurt?

"ooh...this burns...I wonder if its curry piss or hot wing piss..."


wtf?!

9:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I cant believe that at least one of them had the sense to understand what was happening there. I would have assumed that in any group of 3 university students, at least one of them would have enough neurons to rub together to figure it out.

12:18 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i think there was only two people, and the second guy may have been using sarcasm. i would have.

12:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ya um, my piss was burning and the doc told me i had the clap.

unlike 'the clapper', 'the clap' is not something you want to have.

LMFAO...no sarcasm here...none.

5:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, I've heard it spreads faster than a bad cold here at UWO (lol)

3:55 PM  

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