How Not to Give a Good Burn: A Cautionary Lesson
Guy #1: Man, you're so stupid, you need subtitles for English movies.
Guy #2: ...So, what, I'm deaf now?
Guy #1: Uh, no ... I mean like, there are too many pretty pictures on the screen, so you need subtitles to tell you what's going on.
Guy #2: Those don't exist, man.
Guy #1: Like, "George Clooney is doing such and such in this scene." Then you'd be like, "Oh, now I get it."
Guy #2: So, I'm stupider because I can read subtitles while watching your "pretty pictures"?
-- 2 Dundas, overheard by Braden
Guy #2: ...So, what, I'm deaf now?
Guy #1: Uh, no ... I mean like, there are too many pretty pictures on the screen, so you need subtitles to tell you what's going on.
Guy #2: Those don't exist, man.
Guy #1: Like, "George Clooney is doing such and such in this scene." Then you'd be like, "Oh, now I get it."
Guy #2: So, I'm stupider because I can read subtitles while watching your "pretty pictures"?
-- 2 Dundas, overheard by Braden
posted by Overheard at Western at 4:07 PM
6 Comments:
Guy #1 got pwned.
ahahahaha. that's amazing.
*eyes roll* LOL
oh my
i wish these two were my friends
they'd have me laughing alll day long
silly boy... better luck next time
i hope a large group of people overheard this
Guy #1 is my new hero. If only we could become friends. My jokes/burns wouldn't be as terrible by comparison anymore.
lmfao.
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