Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Oh no, she's right! And then he might do something crazy... like screwing a cow...

The professor in a human sexuality class has just explained that bestiality usually occurs between a man and a farm animal, usually a cow.

Ugg Girl: (Loudly, to Prof.) Eeeewww! That's so dirty! Are these men typically using condoms or what?
Prof: (Laughing) No, I think that these men have larger problems to deal with than whether or not they use condoms while in this particular circumstance.
Ugg Girl: But couldn't these men get, like, mad cow disease or something?
Prof: (Long silence) Any other questions?

-- Brescia Psych 150 class, overheard by Lauren

19 Comments:

Blogger Ronymaru. said...

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4:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love profs that ignore the stupid.

4:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHA that's amazing, retarded girl.

4:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

why do i think i know who said this...

5:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Holy hell! Say what you will about the risks/rewards of sleeping with bovine beauties, I hope that the men sleeping with this Ugg girl don't become infected by her clearly untreated case of the Stupids.

6:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL, somehow I'd worry more about the fact bestiality still occurs in today's world, and not getting mad cow disease in that manner.
Stupid, arg!

9:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

thats fucking HILARIOUS

9:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Surprise surprise, another dumb chick.

10:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You won't get mad cow disease from fucking a cow...BUT you may get a mad cow.

11:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

11:45. . .that was priceless. .just priceless. . and for everything else. . there is mastercard

9:31 AM  
Blogger KevBo said...

well can they get Mad cow?

11:17 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4748292.stm
Not quite a cow, but still...

11:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

11:39
EWWWWWWW! A Goat?!?!?! Weirdo! I will never understand the point of this act.

3:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i think the sudanese are onto sumthin!!!! my favourite part is that they're still together!!!

4:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh dear god. hahaha. that girl is comic relief to the max. as is the prof and his long silence and complete ignore of her question. bahahaha


and yes, you may have a mad cow on your hands! indeed!

p.s. no you cannot get mad cow this way, moron. whoever about asked. it's a disease stemming from the cow's brain.. prions commodeer their brain a tissue and they go car-azy! and then we get it and we die.

11:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

p.p.s. about=above

11:46 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This girl is the reason that there are men fucking cows...

8:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

8:42... that was quite possibly the funniest comment i've read. cheers and all that! :)

1:39 PM  
Blogger ~!~DaNi~!~ said...

Lauren I love you and you comic relief for all of us :D I have a feeling I may know who the person who said this was but I may have to concult with you further to make sure :D

<3<3<3
Danielle

3:58 PM  

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