Thursday, March 09, 2006

Where's MADD to kick her ass?

Girl to friends: Anyway, I was the least drunk so I had to drive...

-- CentreSpot, overheard by Claudia

20 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

We've all been there. . .

10:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

or not

10:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

um, not so much

11:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

and if you have been there, it's really not something to brag about...

11:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol losers. you don't know what you're missing. there's nothing like stumbling towards your friends car watching him get in the driver's seat and fall out.

times have changed. here's to dissent. at least i'm not wearing uggs.

1:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1:26 is an idiot

1:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"lol losers. you don't know what you're missing. there's nothing like stumbling towards your friends car watching him get in the driver's seat and fall out."

...and then hitting some pedestrian because you're shitfaced and too stupid to take a cab and ending up with a criminal record!

Great idea. Retard.

1:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

don't drink and drive, you might spill your beer.

1:26 is probably a genious. he was only watching.

2:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

is it an oxymoron to misspell genius?

5:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Only if you're the "moron" part the "oxy", which I think holds true for some of the commentors here.

5:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

5:13:

it's not an oxymoron, though it could certianly be ironic....

8:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

^^ You get bonus points for misspelling "certainly". Too bad you didn't misspell "ironic", now that would have been fun.

10:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahaha. Amusing. But yeah, 1:26 is an idiot.

11:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What I find most stirring about 1:26's comment is that he actually tries to somewhat justify drinking and driving by telling us all that he's not wearing UGG boots. Way to go, 1:26! Your criticism of UGGs clearly positions you as an intelligent individual with socially acceptable attitudes towards the life threatening combination of booze and cars!

1:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

well, it's stupid either way. some people do it, soem poeple don't. it's a choice. a bad, stupid choice. be happy knowing if you don't do it you're saving a life in some way.
my friend once tried to justify drinking and driving, saying if he hit anyone, the person would most likely to be drunk anyway, so it wouldn't matter. i slapped him. and then stopped being friends with him.

10:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's not even funny... it's just pathetic.

3:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

bonus points for hitting townies?

10:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i hope you die, girl

1:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1:26, you're fucking retarted, you don't deserve to live...i hope you get hit by a drunk driver. harsh i know, but don't post stupid shit.

3:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1.26, drinking and driving is the most selfish act imaginable. Effectively you’re deciding that in order to save the $20 it would cost to take a cab, you’ll take the chance of killing yourself (that part I’m okay with), and other innocent people. So if I offered you $20 to play Russian roulette would you do it?

2:09 AM  

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