Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Hold onto him, honey. This one's a keeper.

Girl: Would you stay with me if I was deaf and yelled a lot?
Guy: I would probably start hitting you.
Girl: (Opens mouth in surprise)
Guy: Look, if you're going to sit there with your mouth open, I'm going to stick my cock in it.

-- Saugeen cafeteria, overheard by Kelly

27 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

she probably wouldn't have objected

3:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Booyeah!

3:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow. just... wow.

3:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's just despicable. Why is violence against women so accepted these days?

4:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SAUGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN.

'nuff said.

4:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Happy International Women's Day, everyone.

6:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Why is violence against women so accepted these days"

Violence against women is probably less accepted now than at any time in history. Violence against anyone is wrong, not just violence against women. But let's continue making vast generalizations about society based on one (probably sarcastic) comment from one person that is posted on the internet. Why everyone only go to OLP concerts to hit on girls these days? Why do NO western girls know the relative size of 6 inches? Why is [Ken] such an idiot that he has to dress up as people incorrectly all the time?!?! Why does everyone think that Jesus Christ made up Adam and Eve? GOSH! Judging by this site, the world is full of jerks and idiots!!!

See how much fun that was?
I think I made my point.

8:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what a cocky dude. He really should learn to keep his mouth shut and be more respectable.

10:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the funny thing is, since this was said in a residence, there is a good chance this was said by some scrawny little 18 year old who has probably never hit anyone or stuck his cock in anyones mouth in his life.
Those are always the people who talk like this.

12:18 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's hilarious! That guy is lame for saying that, and that girl is stupid for asking such a question.

3:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can't say that I'm all that offended by this one. Its funny. More of a stupid question/ stupid answer situation. The guy was probably sitting there how on earth he got stuck in this conversation, and just wanted the pain to end.

12:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

whatever...it was clearly a joke. I'm considering using that last part...I think it will have an even greater dimension of weird/funny if i say it, since I'm a girl.

2:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Happy International Women's Day, everyone."

Thank you, I just cackled like a hyena.

3:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

3:08PM: you're an asshole.
International Women's Day should be treated with the respect it deserves... do you know how many women are raped and murdered every year? too many to count. violence against women abounds and it's days like I.W.D when the message can get out... do you have a soul, or do you just like making fun of all those women out there who are abused and raped and murdered just because they're female...
a small comment like the one you made just adds to the other numerous amounts of disgusting comments... so instead of letting it go, im calling you out on it...
asshole.

4:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

^^ Hooray to feminism.

5:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

to 4:59:

Good message and everything but I kind of question the impact 'calling somebody out' on an anonymous message board will have.

I mean, both you and 3:08 are chose to remain anonymous. For all we know, you could both be opposite sides of a single schizophrenic individual's running internal dialogue.

I bet you have lots of cats, too.

5:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

4:59, I think you may have overreacted a bit. Admittedly I tend to give people the benefit of the doubt, probably more than is deserved, but I also found the initial IWD comment kind of funny. Why? Because of the context. It's a little ironic. Little ironies are funny. It didn't occur to me that 3:08 was mocking the day itself, though for all I know he/she may have been... I just thought it was commenting on the kinds of comments floating around, on such a day.

Sorry, I'm overusing comment in a major way. I couldn't think of a better word.

6:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My earlier comment was meant to be ironic; I suspect 3:08 was laughing at the irony. Am I correct?

- 6:40 pm

11:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahaha i hope she bites of your sad pathetic excuse for a cock. it worked quite well on Grey's Anatomy

that's what you deserve, you silly arrogant bastard. i hope you read this. but it's doubtful you're capable of said skill.

1:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

of=off... oops!

1:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this whole comment is wrong in so many ways

1:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

it kinda turns me on actually!
hahaha!

5:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"My earlier comment was meant to be ironic; I suspect 3:08 was laughing at the irony. Am I correct?"

Hi, I'm 3:08. I was laughing at your statement in relation to the original post. As in, these people are saying these ridiculous things on International Women's Day, and you pointed out the irony. I was laughing at the irony. I seriously didn't even think my laughter could be taken in any other way.

12:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can we just get back at laughing at the initial post... why do you people have to complicate things???
SHEESH!!

3:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow i hope she slapped him after that haha

12:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Assuming this one is real, whoever said this is brilliant.

1:32 AM  
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