Monday, March 06, 2006

Longer than she'll ever see from those frat boys.

Western Girl: How long is six inches?

-- Subway, overheard by Ice

22 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

There are no subways in london. How do you know this was a western girl?

4:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The sandwich restaurant -- she was obviously asking how long six inches was for a sammich.

4:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Perhaps it was overheard at Subway restaurant.

4:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol, i submitted this quote, and i must say the first comment here was by far funnier then this quote that i submitted... no subway in London eh? lol, REALLY? CLEARLY the restaurant was the Subway. And the girl paid with a Western I.D.

4:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahaha that first comment is HILARIOUS!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

5:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's pathetic.

5:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Even without seeing a western ID the first comment was clearly made by a western broad.

9:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol, so true

4:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

there is a Subway in the Greyhound Station... so you can't say there aren't any Subway restaurants in London.

11:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yeah, there's that one and like a thousand others.

8:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

haha they didnt mean there are no subway restaurants...they meant there are no SUBWAYS....and only at western would someone have to explain that...i believe we are all agreed that there are numberous subway RESTAURANTS in london

11:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

THANK YOU 11:41. . . u deserve at least a gold star. ..most pple were shaking their heads thinking it wasn't worth explaining. . its a tough job. . but somebody had to do it
kudos to you!

2:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What I find funny is that whoever posted the first comment wasn't bright enough to figure out that the QUOTE was overheard in a restaurant, as opposed to an actual subway.

4:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks, 4:22, captain obvious.

4:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

...and i love how QUOTE is capitalized....not perhaps RESTAURANT

this is just sad...i need to stop reading these comments before i feel even stupider.

plus subways damn good..if you haven't been there, where the hell have you been?

6:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wish that Subway restaurants were all connected to each other by actual Subway lines and that the fare to ride the trains would be a 6 inch sub for a one way trip - as far as that would take you. It would be even better if this was a trans-continental subway line that included every single Subway restaurant all across the land.

Just imagine! You'd be able to go round and round for days - gorging yourself on delectible loaves of of Subway bread and hoagie fixins' - until, finally, you'd awake to find yourself lying naked on the ground of the subway car (tired, stuffed and confused) surrounded by an amorphous swarm of Jared Fogels looking on with interest.

Think outside the bun, haters! You know you wanna ride the subway.

9:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

take a ruler and look at it!

11:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i think i just lost some brain cells reading the quote and ensuing comments.

11:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I wish that Subway restaurants were all connected to each other by actual Subway lines and that the fare to ride the trains would be a 6 inch sub for a one way trip - as far as that would take you."

That is brilliant. Seriously.

12:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

9:36pm...as if you knew his last name, classic.

6:55 PM  
Anonymous Sheiban said...

the title is all that gets me laughing my ass off

12:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i'd ride subway's subway...that would be fucking AWESOME.

2:36 PM  

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