Tuesday, February 28, 2006

"How about I don't buy the hot dog, punch you for free, and we'll call it even?"

Drunk Guy: Dude, buy me a hot dog and I'll let you punch me in the face.

-- outside Jim Bob's, overheard by Katie


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Drunk Western Girl: "Baby! Pay for my cab and I'll let you fuck me on the ride!"

6:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL holy schnike..... GOLD! pure pure gold

5:57 PM  
Blogger Del Fuego said...

Sex in a cab is horrible. You're never sure whose orifices those smells are coming from and the seats are already sticky. It's barely worth it.

11:20 AM  

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