"How about I don't buy the hot dog, punch you for free, and we'll call it even?"
Drunk Guy: Dude, buy me a hot dog and I'll let you punch me in the face.
-- outside Jim Bob's, overheard by Katie
-- outside Jim Bob's, overheard by Katie
posted by Overheard at Western at 1:35 PM
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Drunk Western Girl: "Baby! Pay for my cab and I'll let you fuck me on the ride!"
LOL holy schnike..... GOLD! pure pure gold
Sex in a cab is horrible. You're never sure whose orifices those smells are coming from and the seats are already sticky. It's barely worth it.
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