Monday, February 27, 2006

"But they both have wicked laser eyes!"

Girl #1: But Jesus is righteous! Who could fight him?
Girl #2: Optimus Prime?

-- Classroom

9 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

my money's on optimus. maybe not in his natural transformer form, but i'd give it to a mack truck over a fish any day.

does this mean megatron vs. satan?

this opens far too many battle scenarios.

4:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OP is a pussy.

5:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i will eat your nose

5:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Optimus Prime sucks! I mean come on! The guy's got a frick'n carburetor for a liver! Pffffffffff....

I'd rather slap my money down for Bumblebee!

7:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Isn't Optimus Prime Jewish?

9:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't think so.....

But how in the hell would you circumcise a ROBOT anyway?

10:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yes he is.

see "Family Guy": "When you wish upon a Wienstein"

But good point on circumcision.

12:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whether or not Optimus Prime could, anybody who has watched Beast Wars would agree that Dinobot would. :p

9:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Would a giant robot even LET you circumsise him anyway?

7:00 PM  

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