Friday, February 24, 2006

"My grandpa was a fax machine."

Guy: I have a waffle iron, too. I call it Grandma.

-- Social Sci, overheard by Erin

9 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, without context this is just so random... again!

2:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's not random. It states that his Grandma makes waffles. Consider the following:

"I have a washing machine. I call it mom."

or, if you're an UGG girl,

"I have my own bank machine. I call it daddy."

Clear?

5:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Or, "I'm am a bitter asshole/bitch who feels better when I put down others who I consider have better materialistic things then I."

Get it 5:31?

5:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

apparently 5:22 has lots of nice material things lol

5:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

bahahaha

eat it, 5:22.
5:31 was not far off base. and it helped explain the situation, did it not?

cheers

9:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

haha this is hilarious - 5:31 touched a sore spot. Haha. When I read it, I totally didn't think they were trying to insult, but 5:22 totally identified. Ha. Props

2:25 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

5:22 obviously has a rich daddy who spoils her - yes her, it's pretty obvious it's a daddy's girl.

7:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

5:31 here.

I'm surprised at the response my comment and 5:22's rebuttal have had, and would like to say this to 5:22.

I have many nice "materialistic things." Most of them are a result of my own hard work. I take a lot of pride at being able to say that. And while a do come from a family with professional class parents who could maybe afford to spoil me, they don't, and I don't expect them to. The only reason I mention any of this, which I usually don't, is to refute your suggestion that my previous comment was due to some jealousy on my part.

Of course, this explanation wouldn't even be necessary had you realized that the post was a joke, intended to capitalize on the UGG wars that continually take place on this site. But it seems I touched a nerve with you. Now who is the bitter asshole/bitch?

1:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

DOOD, LETS FIGHT ON TEH INTERNETS THAT WILL MAKE EVERYTHING BETTERZ AND MAKE US LOOK LIKE HEROROCKSTARWINNER TYPES

3:50 AM  

Post a Comment

<< Home