Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Is that with one hump or two humps?

Girl: I'm like a sex camel, it's only been like 3 times in the last 4 months!

-- UCC, overheard by Erin


Anonymous Anonymous said...


1:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

um i went 8 months once, what does that make me?

and if somebody is going to go with the non-clever response, don't bother wasting our time.

3:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, and I'm like the Saharah Dessert.
The humps go on.. and on.. and on..

6:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

aren't camels notoriously known for spitting?? i hate spitters!!

9:33 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what difference does spitting make to your dick?.. the job has been completed when the spitting time comes around.

12:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

bahaha who cares. this post was cute

5:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

8 whole months? sick! in this day and age, sex is a necessity. if you're not having sex at least once a week, TV is going to tell you that you suck! and TV must be listened to b/c it has cool shows like American Idol and that other show with the bitchy moms who are hot.

12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

12:00AM rules!

I mean, if our culture (as exemplified by the flickering idiot box) tells us we're abnormal to wait awhile between random hookups or, heaven forfend, even forgo sex entirely until it's with somebody that we actually care about on a level beyond the purely physical... clearly it's right! Seriously, when was the last time you ever saw a dangerous and inadvisable activity being advocated on tv?? I can't even think of once...

Baaaaaaaa!!!!! (along with other sheeply noises*

5:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To the person who asked what difference spitting makes.

How would you like it if a guy ate you out.....and every so often while he was doing it, took a swig of mouthwash or vigourously brushed his teeth while doing it.

I mean I totally do that if I ever decide I'm going to eat a girl out. But my point is, blowjobs are used to degrade women, and don't you forget that!

12:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"blowjobs are used to degrade women, and don't you forget that!"

I know that was meant as a joke... but you disgust me

10:37 PM  
Blogger Del Fuego said...

It was funny disgusting, though. And he had a point before that.

I wager Listerine would probably burn in the cooch.

11:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You guys are eating some dirty pussy if you need mouthwash...

12:09 AM  

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