Wednesday, March 15, 2006

To stop their testicle sugar from fluctuating too much, perhaps?

Girl: Hey, did you know there's, like, a secret basement in Nat Sci where crazy experiments are done on monkeys?
Random Guy: Like what kinda experiments?
Girl: They, like, replace their heads with other monkeys and inject diabetes into their balls.
Random Guy: You mean inject insulin?
Girl: Whatever.

-- Law 101, overheard by Moe.P


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like the mental image of double-bodied, decapitated monkeys with big balls all hopped up on insulin a-chittering and a-chattering (don't ask me how) all through the Nat Sci building's secret undergrand laboratory.

And if you ever want to make a lab monkey happy, give him Reese's peanut butter cup. The monkey will understand the humour (even if you don't)...

9:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

there's also a secret whore lab on campus, it's called saugeen

9:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahahaha inject diabetes. Brilliant. I heard in the other secret lab in med sci they inject cretinism.

9:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


I'm somewhat surprised that Hershey still hasn't adopted a rhesus monkey as their mascot. It just seems like a no-brainer.

10:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard that the secret lab is on the top floor of SSC!

11:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

no offense, but this conversation is just so stupid. Its beyond words, lol.

12:21 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're right, 12:21. I wish we could get back to the high-minded discussion and lively debate that characterizes a discussion of Ugg boots, for example.

Don't make us sic the monkeys on you...

1:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMG! I can't believe that people still test things out on animals. Like, can't people take a lessons from companies like MAC cosmetics and the body shop? They don't test on animals. Unless these monkies are being made into Uggs, these monkeys' lives are being SO wasted.

10:12 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

untrue. they don't "test" on animals.... but they test the constituent parts of the products on animals. they sit on a throne of lies.

but anyway... back to this dicussion. whoever said it was stupid... i have two words for you... go home! wouldn't you prefer this witty raparte to "ugg girls ate slutty! look at my vagina!"? for serious, delerious

11:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahaha i made a hilarious mistake there.... ate=are

11:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's sad when sarcasm this obvious is missed.

7:34 AM  
Blogger sonic reducer said...

just for the record all the big balled monkeys are on the 5th floor of Med Sci. Nat Sci just has classrooms and sweet sweet coffee.

11:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The other night, I was in the Nat Sci basement, and I heard a wierd noise behind a door. So I opened the door, got a glance in, little monkey fella in there in a lab coat doing chemistry experments.

9:57 PM  

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