Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Crude consolation or wishful thinking?

Girl #1: I want to get laid tonight.
Girl #2: Well, if I had a penis I'd fuck you all day long.

-- 29 Park, overheard by Natalie

17 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

ever hear of a strap on?? i'd watch that!

8:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL!!!
Use a dildo or something if you want it bad.

9:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what the fuck? lol who the hell says that to their friend?

9:12 PM  
Anonymous L. said...

hahaha...
that was my friend and i...
oh man... we're hot bitches ;)
lmao

9:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Were you wearing Uggs at the time?

9:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

haha that was awesome....9:20pm you are my hero

10:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Which one were you?

10:46 PM  
Anonymous l. said...

actually, i don't own a pair of Uggs at all...
and i was the one who wanted to get laid... haha...
i love my girlies :)

10:27 AM  
Blogger KevBo said...

typical

11:17 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you are such a "hot bitch" then why don't you have a boyfriend to get laid by?

1:08 PM  
Anonymous l. said...

1:08pm: what a useless comment.
not all the hot girls have boyfriends...
maybe i don't want one: ever think of that?

2:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, having a boyfriend doesn't prove jack shit...

3:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

to whoever said 'that was my friend and i' it wasnt you, my two friends were the ones who said it. lying is pretty cool though...

6:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

6:37pm: SURE it was you...

9:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

or then there's the other explanation.... there are multiple sets of friends around here wanting to fuck each other...

BETTER THAN BROKEBACK MAOUNTAIN!!!!

10:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahaha 10:44. we needed that comic bit. some poeple get to damn uptight about this shit, eh?

but i'm not gonna lie... i'm thinking i'd rather see heath and glynnenhal together than those two girls. me being female and all. and of the straight variety.

11:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

9:12...my friends and i always say that kind of stuff...i assume ur a guy in which case you dont say it cause ur homophobic...us girls...not really..

3:36 PM  

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