Crude consolation or wishful thinking?
Girl #1: I want to get laid tonight.
Girl #2: Well, if I had a penis I'd fuck you all day long.
-- 29 Park, overheard by Natalie
Girl #2: Well, if I had a penis I'd fuck you all day long.
-- 29 Park, overheard by Natalie
posted by Overheard at Western at 4:47 PM
17 Comments:
ever hear of a strap on?? i'd watch that!
LOL!!!
Use a dildo or something if you want it bad.
what the fuck? lol who the hell says that to their friend?
hahaha...
that was my friend and i...
oh man... we're hot bitches ;)
lmao
Were you wearing Uggs at the time?
haha that was awesome....9:20pm you are my hero
Which one were you?
actually, i don't own a pair of Uggs at all...
and i was the one who wanted to get laid... haha...
i love my girlies :)
typical
If you are such a "hot bitch" then why don't you have a boyfriend to get laid by?
1:08pm: what a useless comment.
not all the hot girls have boyfriends...
maybe i don't want one: ever think of that?
Yeah, having a boyfriend doesn't prove jack shit...
to whoever said 'that was my friend and i' it wasnt you, my two friends were the ones who said it. lying is pretty cool though...
6:37pm: SURE it was you...
or then there's the other explanation.... there are multiple sets of friends around here wanting to fuck each other...
BETTER THAN BROKEBACK MAOUNTAIN!!!!
hahaha 10:44. we needed that comic bit. some poeple get to damn uptight about this shit, eh?
but i'm not gonna lie... i'm thinking i'd rather see heath and glynnenhal together than those two girls. me being female and all. and of the straight variety.
9:12...my friends and i always say that kind of stuff...i assume ur a guy in which case you dont say it cause ur homophobic...us girls...not really..
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