Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Jesus would be proud.

Girl #1: I love my Latin lover.
Girl #2: Who, [Miguel]?
Girl #1: Yeah...
Girl #2: He's not all that hot.
Girl #1: No ... not at all. But he's rich.
Girl #2: Rich in what, love?
Girl #1: No, money.
Girl #2: Where did he get it?
Girl #1: His parents. And I'm going to marry him and be his beautiful, blonde, Catholic wife.

-- Demetre's, overheard by Jen

18 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Huzzah for long-term prostitution!

5:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I prefer the term "covert prostitution"

gotta keep it on the D-L

8:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I prefer the term "marriage"

8:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Look, o.k.? I know dat Latin-lover, and I wanna tap dat shit, yo?! Hmmm...is this a little worn-out? I wondering...

8:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yes, tap your own shit 8:37

-your wife

8:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I prefer the term Gold-digger Tramp!
LOL

9:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

8:58

thats priceless

4:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ewww
eww
ew


this is why i left that city
eww
taken over by blonde catholic whores.....
from toronto

9:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

there's a Demetres in london you dumbass

1:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

more to the point....

Who cares if she's blonde or catholic?

Goldiggers suck regardless....

9:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It is my firm belief that all women are prostitutes of varying degrees.

10:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wouldn't that make all men "johns"?

which is worse, really?

11:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Coming from a soon to graduate and have a good paying job man whose gf is in Mexico 'studying' and plans to postpone her own graduation for a year (or so) until she feels fit to enter the real world... all women have the potential to be gold diggers and it is the classy ones (worth marrying) who take the higher road and grow up. Guys, don't give them the chance... lie about your job... say you make 15K a year and see if they stick around.

7:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

7:39 = wtf?

i bet you're gay.

1:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

no, not all women are prostitutes. scroll down a bit, there's a post with comments about how women want house husbands.
i know i want one. it's a sweet deal if you can score it.

7:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

^Are you currently accepting applications?

My cooking is getting better and I'm good with an iron...

5:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this girls is smart why work when u can marry rich??

8:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

puedo es ella muy caliente?

3:24 AM  

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