"It's what I was on when your father knocked me up."
A guy gets on the bus, sits down across from some little kids, and makes a call on his cell.
Guy: Hey, man, what's up? Hey, you got any fucking shrooms? ... I said SHROOMS. Do you have any SHROOMS? ... Well, what about E? You got any E?... Okay, I need about twelve of them ... No man, I'm not gonna fucking OD. I just need twelve.
Little kid: Mom, what's E?
-- 9C Whitehills, overheard by Nikki
Guy: Hey, man, what's up? Hey, you got any fucking shrooms? ... I said SHROOMS. Do you have any SHROOMS? ... Well, what about E? You got any E?... Okay, I need about twelve of them ... No man, I'm not gonna fucking OD. I just need twelve.
Little kid: Mom, what's E?
-- 9C Whitehills, overheard by Nikki
posted by Overheard at Western at 1:58 PM
12 Comments:
A phone call you just do not make on public transportation. Funny though.
damn you inconsiderate drug lords... damn you.
Ah Shrooms, somehow this must be connected to someone from Seaforth.
Which bus was this?
This was another fake post
TNP
5:50: somehow i don't think this is a fake post. i've overheard a hell of a lot of shit like this on the bus before...
yeah, and it's the 9C, Whitehills = Drugs. hahaha.
no, it's totally a real post... i made it... he was so typical-white-gangster, too... greasy hair with a stained baseball cap, huge stained sweatpants and some kind of jersey... his eyes were all red and glazed over. it's honestly a true story
haha i was on the wellington on sunday and some fat guy was on the phone "yo! dude i'm totally hung over! you got the stuff? ... are you blazed? are you blazed yet? No? cool...wait for me!"
good old whitehills...*sigh*
like 7:12 said Whitehills is so like this. Been here for 20 years come April. Heh, I even think I know who it was. Ah, fond memories.
You've been there 20 years and you think you know who it was based on this description, "typical-white-gangster... greasy hair with a stained baseball cap, huge stained sweatpants and some kind of jersey"?!?!
That describes a heck of a lot of people in that neighbourhood.
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