Thursday, March 23, 2006

Hopefully she didn't leave the bag in.

Girl: She totally put her boob in her friend's ear!
Guy: So is that, like, the equivalent of a tea-bag?
Girl: No, no. The equivalent of a tea-bag would be if I put my vulva on her face while she was sleeping.

-- Richmond Gates

15 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dirty girls of Western: I admire you all.

12:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Am I the only one who thinks this quote is really hot?

12:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

YES.

1:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

12:27, if you let it sit for a while, or put it in the fridge, it'll soon be iced tea - then the quote would be cool!

3:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you're a tool.

or high.

4:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Typical Liberal voter!

7:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe the girl's name was Mulva.....

11:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's a vulva?

10:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was here for this one, and whoever posted this toned it down and, the actual quote was...
"No, a female tea-bag would be like me putting my vulva in ______'s mouth" --> I think it's much more effective this way.

11:18 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahahahaha...10:45

you must be a virgin


"whats a vulva"
hahahaha

11:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

^very true. I don't know anyone who got past grade 2 without knowing the meaning of this word.

3:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

let me put my vulva in ur mouth and then you can see what it is...haha ew just grossed myself out

4:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"^very true. I don't know anyone who got past grade 2 without knowing the meaning of this word."

okay, I think everyone knew what a vagina was in grade 2, but a vulva? Not until grade 6, at least.

At least that's how it was in the late 80's (yes I'm old)...

4:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

google it.

6:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The female version of tea-bag is actaully, as put in urban dictionairy by '99.3 the fox,' a clam-bake.

Used in a sentence: She Jumped up on my shoulders, wrapped her legs around my head, and clam baked me!

5:13 PM  

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