Friday, March 31, 2006

University: where you learn to be independent and responsible.

Girl buying liquor: This is the last of my money.
Friend: Seriously?
Girl buying liquor: Yeah, I've only got like a few dollars left in my account, I guess it's time to call mom for another loan!

-- LCBO on Oxford East, overheard by Erin


Anonymous Anonymous said...


9:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

zing.. I keep on thinking there should be another sentence following the last one I should be looking for on this website..

10:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My mom's a lot like an ATM. All I have to do is push its buttons and money comes out...

5:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

funny, i push your mom's button and something else comes out.

10:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


12:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do you people have to write on circles of paper so you dont cut yourselves on the edges?

6:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

6:49 = dumber than the rest of the commenters on this thread. circles of paper still have edges, they just don't have CORNERS. dumbfuck.

7:55 PM  

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