Thursday, March 30, 2006

Are we sure this girl goes to Western?

Girl #1: Her hymen is made out of concrete and metal!
Girl #2: And it's got a huge sign attached that says "bye-men" not "hi-men"!

-- Party

12 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm a man! I'm an anchorman! I'm man who invented the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of iron and brawn!

You're just a woman with a small brain; a third the size of mine! It's science.

12:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this sounds like something one would come up with while trying to fall asleep at night
"OH yeah! THAT one is witty! YES!"

PS- I read Overheard @ Guelph after I saw 3:34am(what are you doing at 3am on overheard at western anyways?.. who knew it was THAT exciting), and theirs is actually REALISTIC and therefor, much better.

Boo-yah.

10:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Unfortunately, this IS realistic at UWO. Open your ears a little...

4:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Aw, you must be a bitter Western slut.
Cheer-up, sweetheart, one day there will be a cure for STDs. :)

12:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Aw, you must be a bitter Guelph aggie.
Cheer-up, hunny, one day you won't have to fuck sheep.
:)

6:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

6:46 = marry me

8:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This was definitely made up. Along with most of the other comments on this site - but in hindsight at least the people that make up stuff at western are far funnier than the retards at Guelph.

What a terrible, terrible site they have.

3:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yes, its too bad the students at Guelph aren't stupid enough to fullfill your caveman sized brain.

But, alas, you are a western student 3:32AM, so I won't hold it against you.

It's not your fault that your dumb. You can bash Guelph all you like, but in the end... your still at Western.

11:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh man... 11:05, that would have worked SO much better if you could spell "you're" properly.

6:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

im sorry 6:45,
i didnt realize i was in class.

pfft... its a fucken post...
i love the fact that you had nothing else to retaliate with.

12:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It wasn't even a retaliation, I was just pointing out the irony in the fact that you're saying we're dumb for going to western, but can't even tell the difference between "you're" and "your". I don't even have anything against Guelph. Western and Guelph are both among the top schools in their categories so people should get off their fucking high horses and realize that just because someone is DIFFERENT doesn't mean they're WORSE. That goes for both western and guelph students.

2:44 PM  
Blogger Henry said...

i weep for the future

2:25 PM  

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