Even through all the differences, every faith can be united through iPods.
Teacher: Please put away your Christmas-pods...
Student: What're those?
Teacher: The iPods you got for Christmas.
Student: I'M A JEW!
(The whole class laughs.)
Student: And if I fail this test, then you're an anti-Semite!
-- Chemistry Tutorial, overheard by Jordan
Student: What're those?
Teacher: The iPods you got for Christmas.
Student: I'M A JEW!
(The whole class laughs.)
Student: And if I fail this test, then you're an anti-Semite!
-- Chemistry Tutorial, overheard by Jordan
posted by Overheard at Western at 8:36 PM
8 Comments:
One of the best I've ever read!
Teacher: Alright, fine. Put away your Jew-pod, then.
Student: What?!?!
Teacher: The iPod you got for no particular reason other than the fact that your parents are rich.
(The whole class gasps)
Student: And if I fail this test, your statement will lose none of its accuracy!
Dreidel dreidel dreidel!
1:06 ahahahaha...I'm also willing to bet this was said by John Keypour.
John Keypour isn't funny. Talking about jerking it isn't funny.
I don't get it why people think John Keypour is funny. Seriously.
--John-Kepour-is-not-funny Man
1:06, that's just wrong.
no way that last line was said
it actually went more like this.
Keiser: Everyone put away your Christmas-Pods
Student: What the hell are those?
Keiser: Didn't you get an iPod for Christmas?
Student: I'M A JEW!
(everyone laughs)
Keiser: Oh..well then.
Student: And if I fail this test you're an anti-semite!
First off, this has nothing to do with masturbation and it is actually funny because everyone laughed so you're either bitter or you have a shit sense of humour. I'm curious to know who you are.
Second, my mom didn't buy me shit, I bought my own iPod (2nd hand) with my money. Now play the cheap jew card, because there's no way to win if you're a jew and you spend money like everyone else.
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