Wednesday, March 29, 2006

They don't call her the "big bang" for nothing.

Astronomy professor: The beginning of the universe was hot, dense and simple.
Girl: Sounds like me!

-- Nat Sci, overheard by Sam

19 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

That sounds like a MADE-UP QUOTE if you ask me.

8:30 AM  
Anonymous Damian said...

If after every quote someone's going to come and say it's made up, why do you even bother coming to the site anymore?

8:46 AM  
Blogger KevBo said...

the prof forgot 'shallow' too. Cause Im sure in the beginning of the universe there were shallow waters

9:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

8:30am sounds made-up..
anonymous? come onnnnnn...sounds so made-up

10:06 AM  
Anonymous sarah said...

I don't get these "made-up" claims.
Don't people realize that a lot of these things could have been said in jest or sarcastically?
I know that I tend to add a "like me?!" after someone says something particularly derogatory just to be mildly funny in a stupid way.
The girl who said "Sounds like me" could have been NOT serious. Fancy that.

11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey 8:30 - i think the girl was your mom!

12:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The girl was clearly a liberal arts student. So don't worry folks... when she's perpetually on welfare, dreaming to get a job with the engineers/HBAs who run the world, we can rest assured that her poor sense of humour will be adequately punished.

1:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Join with me, friends, and we will end the UGG PLAGUE once and for all!

-Bob, the Ugg Conquerer

1:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bob. . . its old. . not funny. . please stop.

1:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1:40 - That's your opinion. Which in this case, is wrong.

2:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

2:14... thank you for the words of encouragement in support of the cause. No doubt the humourless infidel at 1:40 was wearing the largest, most comfortable and most sickeningly fuzzy UGGS imaginable at the time of their post. This explains why they don't appreciate the fine art of destroying all UGG-wearers. In fact, I suggest we join forces to hunt 1:40 and ensure their vile, UGG-wearing rampage is ended once and for all!

-Bob, the Ugg Conquerer

5:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Bob:

Your mission in the name of truth and intelligence might possibly gain a modicum of credibility if you paid a little closer attention to your pronoun agreement. "They" are plural; "that poster" is a singular individual. He or she may or may not be wearing Uggs, but he or she is certainly not a they.

8:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i just bought the cutest pair of new uggs... they have fur around the tops, and have pom-poms on strings attached to the ankles... nothing says style like my sweet new boots.
Bob, you are being mean. Uggs are a perfectly reasonable choice of foot wear. They might not be waterproof, but i've learned to walk on my hands across large puddles, or i can always hop in my mercedes to drive to class. Stop making fun of us cool girls who sport stylish trends that were big in fashion magazines and on access hollywood two years ago.

Next you are going to start a campaign against other must-have fashion accessories like chiuahas, yoga pants, and Louis Vuitton bags.

9:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whatever, Bob's pretty funny.

Even if this chick was NOT serious, out of context it's wonderfully hilarious, and the subject line is so damn witty.

I like this site... it's my comic relief for the day, even when it's silly.

10:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This site is a little(or possibly large?) mixture of comedy, irony, jealousy, brilliance, contradiction and humanism.
That said, there is aslo a lot of bullshit.
These last few posts are screaming "I'M MADE UP!"
THAT said...

Dear Maker-upers of these comic/ironic/jelous/brittiant/contradictive/humanist posts:
PLEASE refrain from using your small(or possibly large?) brains
in creating posts. Use REALITY!.. it is OH-SO much better.

If you possibly cannot(for some unknown reason to us readers) refrain from doing so, please make your made-up posts believable.

Sincerly,
Your Biggest Fan.

9:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is Stan.

3:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

^ lol, nice... I love Eminem!

4:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In what relation do Uggs have with this subject matter? Time to get a life my friend and pick better means of communication to support your anti-Ugg message. Anyhow, I agree, this chick sounds like that she was just joking, possibly looking for acceptence from her obviously Saugeen friends.

5:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HURRBOOTZRFUNNIES!

8:16 PM  

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