Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Someone clearly had an unforgettable prom night.

Guy #1: Do you think people just looked at me with disdain because I used the word "virginity," or because I used the words "meat locker"?
Guy #2: Probably because you used them both in the same sentence.

-- Ivey

17 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

sweet sweet higher learning

7:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A swift and painful death to EVERYONE who wears Uggs!

-Bob, the Ugg Conquere

2:25 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks for your contribution, Bob!

-Chloe, the Bob, the Ugg Conquerer, Conquerer

4:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BEHEAD those who mock Uggs!

-Lisa, ditzy blonde who becomes violently enraged when her Ugg faith is insulted

8:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Relevance between Uggs and virginity is...

anyone?

9:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

9:01;

Integrity.

12:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

12:23- you might need to define integrity because girls at western don't have a clue what that is.

12:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

bahahah this quote alludes to loving CLONE HIGH!..... only the best show ever. unfourtunately created by MTV and cancelled by a culture enraged over the Ghandi character... but oh boy.
so funny.

they have prom.... in the meat locker... virginity is lost... it's funny...

1:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i'm glad someone FINALLY commented on the Clone High allusion.
"A Magical Night in the Meat Locker"....best prom theme ever.

2:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If there's one thing Mahatma Gandhi stands for, it's revenge.

5:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The truth wears sideburns.

6:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh god i miss that show so much.

6:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol it's ok... it's alright... Abe's here...
i feel your pain
ponce de lione and the rest fo the clones will be dearly missed.
adieu, my good show.

11:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love that show..plastic bag, plastic bag, plastic bag, plastic bag.
Joan I...

5:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who wants to go swimming in my pool?
...And by pool, I mean bathub.
...And by swimming, I MEAN SEX!

11:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Helping people is what Stamos is all about.

8:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

damm it you found my only weakness a tigh fast conga line...well better get some punch before it starts

8:58 PM  

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