Friday, March 24, 2006

"Putting yourself out there" means getting drunk and showing off your rack.

Blonde Girl #1: Seriously, all my friends in Calgary were punks.
Blonde Girl #2: Seriously?
Blonde Girl #1: Like, none of them were blonde.
Blonde Girl #2: Really? Well, don't worry, you have me now. Except I look like shit.
Blonde Girl #1: No, you don't. You are totally hot. Like, if I was a guy I would say you were totally hot.
Blonde Girl #2: I just hope I'm putting myself out there enough.
Blonde Girl #1: Oh, you totally are.

-- Barking Frog, overheard by Crystal


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can't get over how Western girls are so into themselves. Makes me ashamed to be a girl on campus!

11:21 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ditto, but I like to think i'm a far cry from a TWG. The stereotypes are always there though.

2:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that is awesome...these girls have fun...enough with the feminist bullshit...being a ditzy blonde will get you farther in this world.

8:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

farther = herpes infested

8:10 PM  
Anonymous Natasha said...

8:10 hahahaha!

1:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what feminist bullshit?

4:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sex is fun.

(from a twg)

5:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We need to remember that these herpes infested western girls are getting their herpes from just as slutty western guys

5:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

they should just infect everyone with herpes as part of orientation. level the playing field. then we can all just get along and no one will have to feel bad about being slutty, and the nerds won't feel superior for being herpes-free.

5:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

5:04....not gonna get an argument from anyone about that....but the burning when you pee, that's a different story. "Further," I'm pretty sure the husband you are hunting for won't be so thrilled with your STI status.

10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh 5:52 bravo, bravo, I think you should put that forward to O-Staff!!!

4:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

One time I f**ked the bartender in Cancun on spring break. He gave me crabs, but that's ok because I had HPV and didn't tell him.

12:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

^Wow, you are one classy girl. (If you are a girl)....

kinda like the outbreak monkey, minus the fur

11:46 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

12:54 is lying... commonnnnnnn people!

9:10 AM  

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