Stupid amended Bible!
Girl #1: I'm going to hell for this...
Girl #2: Don't worry. It's not like it says in the 12 commandments, "Thou shall not steal someone else's boyfriend."
-- Thames Bridge, overheard by Jenny
Girl #2: Don't worry. It's not like it says in the 12 commandments, "Thou shall not steal someone else's boyfriend."
-- Thames Bridge, overheard by Jenny
posted by Overheard at Western at 11:27 AM
25 Comments:
No, it's not in the 12 Commandments. It is however, in the Girls Conduct Code; article a: Do Not Be A WHORE.
hahaha - that's great! err does anyone have a copy of that code?
Your Mom must have lost her Copy because she is a whore!!
2:13 lol.
Um. I find it amusing that nobody has bothered to point out or luahg at the fact that there are only 10 commandments, even though the title kinda hints at it. lol
Note: when it's that obvious, we don't need to make comments about it.
Commandment 13.1(a)
Thou shalt not identify the wellspring of levity lest ye destroy mine joke in the attempt.
oops, i definitely didn't catch that, i guess it makes it that much funnier!
"The lord has given you fifteen--"
*drops slab of stone, breaking it*
"...ten! ten commandments!"
A gold star if you know what movie that's from
-j
"So, have you heard about these new guys, the 'Christians'? They are so poor... that they only have ONE God!"
Romans on the other hand were rich. They had a whole lot of gods. They had a god for everything. The only thing they didn't have a god for was premature ejaculation... but they hear that it's coming quickly.
actually in the 10 commandments, it DOES say "thou shall not not covet they neighbours (read: someone else's) spouse/wife (read: boyfriend)!
5:44, is that in History of the World, Part I? I think it is. It's something Mel Brooks. Also, marry me.
6:18 - see comment 2:49
6:18-see comment 2:13 and apply that to your mom.
5:44: billiant use of a movie quote as a comment.
i give you a gold star and 2 thumbs up
lol
isn't it the "ten commandments"?
ha ha ha, yeah, its definitely ten :oP
2:49 - if it's so obvious, why did the first poster not notice? dipshit. lol it should be OBVIOUS to you i was talking about them.
10:31, 10:48, go hang yourselves.
11:25 - i still don't know who you're talking about. go hang your vague self with 10:31 and 10:48.
1:23
when i say "the first poster" i mean the first person who posted a message, you oblivious dipshit. lmfao.
'tis indeed history of the world, part I, good job! Gold stars everywhere!
-j
i just don't think this thread of comments has the word "dipshit" in it enough times
hahahaha
Hey technically the commandment reads: "Though shalt not covet thy neighbour's WIFE." So boyfriend stealing is okay. Gotta love those right-wingers.
How many times a day do you fall down during the day? - 5, 6 times.
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