Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Stupid amended Bible!

Girl #1: I'm going to hell for this...
Girl #2: Don't worry. It's not like it says in the 12 commandments, "Thou shall not steal someone else's boyfriend."

-- Thames Bridge, overheard by Jenny

25 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

No, it's not in the 12 Commandments. It is however, in the Girls Conduct Code; article a: Do Not Be A WHORE.

11:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahaha - that's great! err does anyone have a copy of that code?

2:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your Mom must have lost her Copy because she is a whore!!

2:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

2:13 lol.

2:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Um. I find it amusing that nobody has bothered to point out or luahg at the fact that there are only 10 commandments, even though the title kinda hints at it. lol

2:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Note: when it's that obvious, we don't need to make comments about it.

2:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Commandment 13.1(a)

Thou shalt not identify the wellspring of levity lest ye destroy mine joke in the attempt.

4:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oops, i definitely didn't catch that, i guess it makes it that much funnier!

5:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"The lord has given you fifteen--"
*drops slab of stone, breaking it*
"...ten! ten commandments!"

A gold star if you know what movie that's from


-j

5:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"So, have you heard about these new guys, the 'Christians'? They are so poor... that they only have ONE God!"

Romans on the other hand were rich. They had a whole lot of gods. They had a god for everything. The only thing they didn't have a god for was premature ejaculation... but they hear that it's coming quickly.

6:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

actually in the 10 commandments, it DOES say "thou shall not not covet they neighbours (read: someone else's) spouse/wife (read: boyfriend)!

6:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

5:44, is that in History of the World, Part I? I think it is. It's something Mel Brooks. Also, marry me.

6:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

6:18 - see comment 2:49

7:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

6:18-see comment 2:13 and apply that to your mom.

8:24 PM  
Anonymous LeeBee said...

5:44: billiant use of a movie quote as a comment.
i give you a gold star and 2 thumbs up
lol

8:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

isn't it the "ten commandments"?

10:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ha ha ha, yeah, its definitely ten :oP

10:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

2:49 - if it's so obvious, why did the first poster not notice? dipshit. lol it should be OBVIOUS to you i was talking about them.

11:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

10:31, 10:48, go hang yourselves.

11:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

11:25 - i still don't know who you're talking about. go hang your vague self with 10:31 and 10:48.

1:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1:23

when i say "the first poster" i mean the first person who posted a message, you oblivious dipshit. lmfao.

7:18 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

'tis indeed history of the world, part I, good job! Gold stars everywhere!

-j

12:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i just don't think this thread of comments has the word "dipshit" in it enough times

hahahaha

1:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey technically the commandment reads: "Though shalt not covet thy neighbour's WIFE." So boyfriend stealing is okay. Gotta love those right-wingers.

7:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How many times a day do you fall down during the day? - 5, 6 times.

7:12 PM  

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