Monday, March 27, 2006

Maybe she was out of pita.

Pretty Boy #1: This girl I'm seeing now is totally kinky. She wants to try everything. You won't believe what I did last night.
Pretty Boy #2: What happened, dude?
Pretty Boy #1: Well, you know how I've been into using condiments in the bedroom... Last night we went beyond the standard chocolate sauce. My girlfriend smothered me in hummus and tehina and licked it off. I still smell like garlic.
Pretty Boy #2: Thats fuckin' incredible, man! I've always wanted to be turned into a human falafel!

-- Barney's, overheard by Mike & Brian

15 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Him and Bill O'Reilly, both.

1:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this must be made up, how is hummus sexy?

2:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who knows, whoever is into this fetish during sex.

2:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1:43, you said it before I had the chance!

3:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

uhhh
weird
and not hot

3:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ok, chocolate = sexy

garlic based dip = not so much

8:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Girls wanting to smother guys in garlic-based sauces in the bedroom?

That's so not hot at all.

Legitimacy rating = 30%

8:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

holy sh@#...makes u think twice bout who u bring into bed with u :S

9:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think this is real, how the hell can you make this kind of thing up. Its so stupid I think its real.

10:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

if Costanza can pull off sex, spicy mustard, pastrami on rye, and watching tv...wait a minute...only George can pull that off!!!
I call bullshit.

12:14 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL nice post, 12:14. i enjoy your wit :)

11:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Trifecta is clearly an entity not to be trifled with. Good call, 12:14.

12:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

thanks be to the book of sienfeld

7:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

:)

4:43 PM  
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