Maybe she was out of pita.
Pretty Boy #1: This girl I'm seeing now is totally kinky. She wants to try everything. You won't believe what I did last night.
Pretty Boy #2: What happened, dude?
Pretty Boy #1: Well, you know how I've been into using condiments in the bedroom... Last night we went beyond the standard chocolate sauce. My girlfriend smothered me in hummus and tehina and licked it off. I still smell like garlic.
Pretty Boy #2: Thats fuckin' incredible, man! I've always wanted to be turned into a human falafel!
-- Barney's, overheard by Mike & Brian
Pretty Boy #2: What happened, dude?
Pretty Boy #1: Well, you know how I've been into using condiments in the bedroom... Last night we went beyond the standard chocolate sauce. My girlfriend smothered me in hummus and tehina and licked it off. I still smell like garlic.
Pretty Boy #2: Thats fuckin' incredible, man! I've always wanted to be turned into a human falafel!
-- Barney's, overheard by Mike & Brian
posted by Overheard at Western at 1:25 PM
13 Comments:
Him and Bill O'Reilly, both.
this must be made up, how is hummus sexy?
Who knows, whoever is into this fetish during sex.
1:43, you said it before I had the chance!
uhhh
weird
and not hot
ok, chocolate = sexy
garlic based dip = not so much
Girls wanting to smother guys in garlic-based sauces in the bedroom?
That's so not hot at all.
Legitimacy rating = 30%
holy sh@#...makes u think twice bout who u bring into bed with u :S
I think this is real, how the hell can you make this kind of thing up. Its so stupid I think its real.
if Costanza can pull off sex, spicy mustard, pastrami on rye, and watching tv...wait a minute...only George can pull that off!!!
I call bullshit.
LOL nice post, 12:14. i enjoy your wit :)
The Trifecta is clearly an entity not to be trifled with. Good call, 12:14.
thanks be to the book of sienfeld
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