Or just hit him with a sob story about a colostomy bag.
Drunk Girl #1: Oh my God! My vodka spilled down my leg!
Drunk Girl #2: Didn't you zip the bag closed?!
Drunk Girl #1: Yeah but I just squished it between my legs.
Drunk Girl #2: If the security guard asks, just say it rained down your leg...
-- Shuttle Bus to Perth Formal, overheard by Katie
Drunk Girl #2: Didn't you zip the bag closed?!
Drunk Girl #1: Yeah but I just squished it between my legs.
Drunk Girl #2: If the security guard asks, just say it rained down your leg...
-- Shuttle Bus to Perth Formal, overheard by Katie
posted by Overheard at Western at 8:15 AM
3 Comments:
... was the vodka in a ziplock bag?
how the hell can a vodka bottle become squished in between one's legs?
those must be some MANLY legs, baby.
i hope she skipped the carbs at the formal...
zing!
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