Friday, March 31, 2006

Or just hit him with a sob story about a colostomy bag.

Drunk Girl #1: Oh my God! My vodka spilled down my leg!
Drunk Girl #2: Didn't you zip the bag closed?!
Drunk Girl #1: Yeah but I just squished it between my legs.
Drunk Girl #2: If the security guard asks, just say it rained down your leg...

-- Shuttle Bus to Perth Formal, overheard by Katie


Anonymous Anonymous said...

... was the vodka in a ziplock bag?
how the hell can a vodka bottle become squished in between one's legs?

those must be some MANLY legs, baby.

10:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i hope she skipped the carbs at the formal...

6:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


8:14 PM  

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