"...If I can get the day off from my job at blockbuster."

Girl #1: Oh my god, this is like totally so much fun.
Girl #2: I know! If I graduate, I am totally coming back for homecoming.

- Overheard by Adam at homecoming football game.

I don't know, but I'll bet it's physical

Student: It's not physical, but it's ineffable.
Prof: What does it mean to eff something?

- Overheard in Talbot College