Wednesday, August 01, 2007

"Of course. You assholes would never let her out for a smoke break otherwise."

Sport Western Guy: (to a customer who had just registered her child) Ma'am, you DO realize you just gave a four-year-old child permission to sign herself out of camp...

-- Campus Rec, overheard by Mike

Why Star Wars Nerds should Only be Admitted to Physics Programs: Exhibit A

Unknown Student: Many Similarities can be made between Roman Stoicism and the Life of a Jedi (from Star Wars). Conversely, some connections are apparent between Epicureanism and the "Dark Side".

-- A CD left in a Geb lab computer (a Word document containing this quotation was the only thing on the disc), overheard (overseen?) by Jonathan