Friday, May 02, 2008

And then the space-time continuum ripped, sucking the entire store into an alternate dimension.

Two students are scanning items at the Wal-Mart self-checkout.

Queen's Student: Hey, these underwear were $8.96, but it's coming up $10.13 as the total. Oh, it must be some sort of discount.
UWO Student: Um, that would be the tax.

-- North London Wal-Mart, overheard by Anonymous

14 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sigh... why do people go to Queens? I hear Lakehead is accepting applications...

12:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

10$ for underwear? Must have been cheapo "Hanes" white briefs. Good underwear costs way more than that!

12:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Um. "Good" underwear? As long as there's something between you and your pants, does the quality really matter that much?

10:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

YES... it's all about when the pants come off...

12:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

13% tax?

11:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"13% tax?"

YES, King Harper has been gracious and lowered our tax burden - the GST is now 5%. Evil McGuinty keeps taxing us at the atrocious rate of 8%.

12:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

See, clearly space-time is still intact. Regardless the UWO student is the one working at Wal-Mart.

11:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wuck Festern!

12:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

western is the worst piece of shit university ever

12:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

queens is infinitely better than western!!!!

9:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wuck the Fustangs!

3:04 AM  
Blogger jonwanker said...

@3:04am

The shirt reads: Wuck Festern. It switches the 'F' and the 'W', so what it's really saying is: Fuck Western. Wuck Fustangs, on the other hand, would read: Fuck Wustangs. I don't know about you, but I've never heard of a 'wustang' before. Idiot

You make me ashamed of the fact that I goto Queen's.

10:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You ALL make me ashamed to be at any university. All come across as a bunch of little kids bickering in the schoolyard.

Christ, get a life.

2:58 PM  
Anonymous overheard said...

Goes to queens, what a life fail.

1 + 1 = 8???

9:03 PM  

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