Actually, the shot is more disgusting.
Girl #1: I love blow jobs at the bar.
Silence.
Girl #2: Ummmm... you've given head at a bar?
Girl #3: Oh, I have, who hasn't!
Girl #1: Okay, I was talking about the blow job shot, but glad to know that you do that.
-- Weldon library, overheard by anonymous
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Well before I came to Western, I attended a small private college. We had a semi formal at the end of the year, and the wife of one of my profs caught a student going down on her boyfriend in the cloak room. I never found out who the student was.
True story.
I was at an Alumi/ Elgin semi- formal in 2006 and a girl just started giving head to a guy in the corner of the room. When people started gathering, they put a tablecloth on their heads. Then people started poking them so they left.
True story too.
This one time, in band camp. I stuck my flute on someone's we we only to try to BLOW as hard as I could to get a good sound. Funny thing is that after awhile I was engulfed in this white goo.
True story.
Ya the elgin semi formal is a true story, I knew the guy and the girl. She was a classic hoe bag.
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