Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Actually, the shot is more disgusting.

Girl #1: I love blow jobs at the bar.


Girl #2: Ummmm... you've given head at a bar?
Girl #3: Oh, I have, who hasn't!
Girl #1: Okay, I was talking about the blow job shot, but glad to know that you do that.

-- Weldon library, overheard by anonymous


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well before I came to Western, I attended a small private college. We had a semi formal at the end of the year, and the wife of one of my profs caught a student going down on her boyfriend in the cloak room. I never found out who the student was.

True story.

8:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was at an Alumi/ Elgin semi- formal in 2006 and a girl just started giving head to a guy in the corner of the room. When people started gathering, they put a tablecloth on their heads. Then people started poking them so they left.

True story too.

9:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This one time, in band camp. I stuck my flute on someone's we we only to try to BLOW as hard as I could to get a good sound. Funny thing is that after awhile I was engulfed in this white goo.

True story.

7:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ya the elgin semi formal is a true story, I knew the guy and the girl. She was a classic hoe bag.

3:46 PM  

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