Sausage: Preferred by Nine out of Ten Drunk Frat Boys
Girl #1: I picked up this guy last night and we were trying to get a cab to go back to my place. Well, he sees the street meat guy and gets all excited and goes to buy a hot dog or something. I finally got us a cab, but he was waiting in line to get his hot dog. He told me to take the cab and he'll call me sometime. I got fuckin' ditched for street meat!
Girl #2: Haha, you tried to take home a guy that would rather put a sausage in his mouth than put his in yours!
-- UCC, overheard by Anonymous
Girl #2: Haha, you tried to take home a guy that would rather put a sausage in his mouth than put his in yours!
-- UCC, overheard by Anonymous
posted by Overheard at Western at 2:10 PM
11 Comments:
HAHA... how many girls in this town get ditched by frat boys for sausage... after a few beers, all frat boys secretly prefer a sausage in the mouth...
Apparently he wasn't drunk enough to lower his standards for her. He must have forgotten his paper bag at home.
Frat boy/sausage = OTP!!
this is too easy...
he must have been from Ivey
ivey=homos
man, i miss bob the ugg conqueror.
1:53, as an official from PRIDE Western, I [i]really[/i] hope you weren't attempting to use "homo" in a derogatory sense.
Like it or not "PRIDE" you have to accept that people have manipulated the term homo far from its meaning. Same thing with gay, Queer etc... I would personally like people to stop using them, but you cannot force them to the same way they are trying to force you to not be proud. Save your evangelicals for a forum that will listen/care.
If only people used queer when they meant odd then the homos would be happy. But then again you do go you UWO. Live with it. Viva Concordia!
10:55 - considering this thread revolves around frat boys and sausages, i don't think the "homo" comment was really that far from the source.
hahaha this is awesome. and i love how somehow, regardless of the topic... everyone always blames the ivey kids. where is the love people?
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