Wednesday, March 05, 2008

"...and then sat on the couch all day watching soaps and eating Fiddle Faddle."

The class is shown a classical painting of a young woman.

Girl #1: (in disbelief) She's so fat!
Girl #2: Well, they didn't go to the gym back then. They just had children.

-- Mythology 137, overheard by Andromeda


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Has anyone else seen the latest barrage of Ivey-related articles in the opinion section of the Gazette?

4:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I tend not to read the Gazette on account of the fact that it usually makes me want to punch someone in the throat.

9:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Making children can be good cardio...

8:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All I saw in the opinion section was the "king's players" bitching about the "HUDS" group stealing all the attention.

10:27 PM  

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