Overheard on the Road: Somewhere between Toronto and London
Guy on Cell: When I get back, I'm going to school you at Scrabble. I'm the master at triple word scores... (pause) What do you mean? I drop bombs like "nebula" all the time... (pause) Oh, I guess you're right. That doesn't have a z in it.
-- VIA train, overheard by Beth
-- VIA train, overheard by Beth
posted by Overheard at Western at 11:37 PM
17 Comments:
Ivey is simply better than every other faculty.
WHERE is Bob the Ugg Conqueror?
We need you back, Bob.
I'm not your guy, friend!
I'm not your friend, buddy!
I'm not your buddy, guy!
He's not your guy, friend!
I'm not your friend, buddy!
He's not your buddy, guy.
He's not your guy, buddy!
I'm not your buddy, friend!
You're all gay.
Pwnt
I'm not your friend, boy.
I'm not your boy, friend.
Are you sure, you'd make a cute couple?
He's not your boyfriend, fuck-buddy.
Fuck buddies are awesome. I've nailed so many Ivey closet cases... they're all bottoms and like it rough.
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