"Yuck. I'm taking these spirit fingers outta here."
Guy: Nope, not me.
Male Cheerleader: Oh... so you're just, like, a regular person?
-- Off-Campus Party, overheard by Caylen
Guy: I can bypass the line if I'm over 18, right?
-- Saturday night Jack's Lineup, overheard by Brendan
Girl: (giving a presentation) And so what we've learned about the country of Africa is...
-- Anthro 026G, overheard by Leah
Girl #1: I went to Campbell's today on my way back [to London].
Girl #2: The one in Listowel, right?
Girl #1: Yes.
Girl #2: Was that dead fox still on the side of the road in front of there?
Girl #1: I didn't see one.
Girl #2: Oh. It was there when I went by on Saturday.
-- Woodward Avenue, overheard by Steph
The guy in this story had dropped into the apartment 2 minutes earlier.
Guy: (putting on shoes) Well, I’m leaving.
Random Girl: Ooh, where are you going?
Guy: I’m going to knock on random doors in the building and see if anyone answers.
Girl: Can I come with you?
Guy: Um, sure.
Girl: What are we going to do if anyone answers?
Guy: I’m going to see if the person is female, and if she is, I’m going to see if she wants to sleep with me.
Girl: Oh. Never mind.
Guy #1: Man, my eyes are so bloodshot. They’re like ketchup chips. (He's also holding a bag of ketchup chips.)
Guy #2: Dude… then what happens if you look at a ketchup chip real close? Is it like looking in the mirror?
-- Oxford St.
Engineering guy: .... it's the Screech sex tape, where he does nasty stuff and gives a Dirty Sanchez, so they called it "Saved by the Smell".
-- The UES Lounge, overheard by Nathan
English Major: I'll read you [Ezra] Pound.... while I POUND you!
-- 2 Dundas, overheard by M
The prof is talking about cartels in early 20th-century Germany.
Prof: (to class) Does anyone know what a cartel is?
Prof: Drug cartel - does anyone know what a drug cartel is?
Prof: Does anyone know what drugs are?
-- MIT 372, overheard by Dan
Two guys are walking through the UCC atrium. They notice the pride flag.
Guy #1: Guy, what's that flag? I see that thing fuckin' everywhere. That thing looks fuckin' gay.
-- UCC Atrium, overheard by Chandheeb