Monday, October 30, 2006

Only if the dumpster's on a dark square to which you are still able to jump.

Prof: Let's say I'm playing checkers in my apartment and, through some unfortunate checkers accident, I lose a leg. I've gotta get rid of this somehow. Am I permitted to dump it in a public dumpster?

-- First-Year Law Class, overheard by Adam & Melissa


Anonymous Anonymous said...

You have to watch out... those checkers pieces can have some sharp edges

5:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why dump it when you can just sell it on Ebay?

9:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How is this comment overheard? Did these people happen to pass by this class and here the prof speaking... this doesn't make any sense.

1:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Clearly this is Australian Indoor-Rules checkers. This ain't no sissy checkers.

8:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Uh, the people may have been in the class. Just a thought.

11:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you are in the class, you aren't overhearing it. It is being said to you.

If you have a conversation with someone, you aren't overhearing them, you are listening to them.

The ex-girlfriend pretending to drink from a waterfountain down the hall is the one overhearing.

11:25 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So you'd prefer that OAW left off entertaining things that were actually said, but didn't constitute things that were "overheard"?

11:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Obviously 1:58 is a complete noob.

2:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1:58 probably lost a limb in a tragic checkers accident and hasn't learned to laugh at the situation yet. Why else would someone try to dump all over a funny quote like this one?

5:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

maybe these two are the annoying people that sit in the back of class and gossip about who has the bigger sunglasses.. or who can floof their hair higher (remember that trend at UWO... it's died a bit)... and they ACCIDENTALLY overheard the Prof in between their moronic banter...

Remember.. to some people, prof's are just background noise... like academic street traffic

8:13 PM  

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