Not to mention subtlety.
Guy: You have amazing looks, intelligence ... what DON'T you have?
Girl: My virginity.
-- The Bar King Frog, overheard by Matt
Girl: My virginity.
-- The Bar King Frog, overheard by Matt
posted by Overheard at Western at 9:16 PM
52 Comments:
Guy: No problem, you can have mine!
*rimshot
/happily ever after
What this chick is trying to say is that in additon to looks, she also has herpes
What this chick is trying to say is that in additon to looks, she also has herpes
Yep. Total fucking whore.
Ouch... That was nice... I mean... maybe it was a good drunk-joke of hers? And here she s already a "total fucking whore"... I mean, i doubt I would say something like that to anybody, but... is every non-virgin is a whore now??? Excuse me?
I mean, i doubt I would say something like that to anybody
Yes, but the difference between you and I is that I'm a complete prick.
is every non-virgin is a whore now?
Only if said non-virgin is a female...
wow... you really are a prick. who are you (or any of us) to assume that she has slept with many people? How do you know she didnt sleep with only one person? I say Kudos to this girl for being fucking hysterical! Definately a good quote
clearly the first three comments are from some jerks
wow... you really are a prick.
That's exactly what I already said, shit for brains.
who are you (or any of us) to assume that she has slept with many people?
Whores tend to sleep with alot of people.
Maybe she's married and she’s only slept with her husband. Then she wouldn’t be a virgin or a whore, even by the most oppressive standards.
your mother's a non-virgin
Isn't every mother automatically a non-virgin? I mean, wouldn't the jig be up at that point?
7:54: Depends on your religion, I suppose.
And re: the girl
Or an incredibly unlikely scenario, but still something that would make her a non-virgin and not a whore - rape victim
Dear above commentors:
Why the fuck are you debating some annonymous girl's whore-icity? Whether she's a slut or not, it's still funny. Now shut the fuck up.
Sincerely,
Everyone else.
INTERNET.
Settle down. Jesus.
Isn't every mother automatically a non-virgin? I mean, wouldn't the jig be up at that point?
Artificial insemination?
They go through your hymen...so even with artificialy insemination you'd be a technical non-virgin. And I'm pretty sure the "pricks" above are fucking with whoever got mad about the comments, and they don't actually think she's a whore, lol. At least I hope not...
When I was a young girl, I was riding my bike with my friends. There was this big bumpy hill, and I was going so fast, my seat fell off... due to the bumpy nature of the hill I landed on the seat post (minus the seat)... total money shot... and when I got home, my daddy beat me for being a whore...
My one friend had the same thing happen to her, only she was riding a pony during her 10th birthday party. She was riding with a Western saddle... you know, the type that has a bull's horn for a handle at the front... well this silly pony stopped short, and that was the day she became a woman...
Does this make us whores?
No, but it makes you a liar.
Regarding 5:12, One is left wondering what type of sicko would conceive such a story?
5:12... hysterical. Kudos.
i dunno, probably someone John Mark Karr-esque
And I'm pretty sure the "pricks" above are fucking with whoever got mad about the comments
Primarily, yes, I was.
and they don't actually think she's a whore, lol.
Oh no, she's definitely a dirty whore, too. Without a doubt. Slut.
lol 5:12, I've heard those before, they're pretty funny
Allah Ackbar! The great religion of Islam has ways of dealing with sexual promiscuity! If everyone were Moslems, we wouldn't have this problem with "whores".
Try telling that to the whores in the middle east.
5:12, your story reminded me of that creepy dad from It and that part where he's telling his daughter to take her pants off while beating her. If you haven't read it, you probably shouldn't, it may be traumatic.
1:06, I suppose artificial insemination may still constitiute virginity, depending on your definition of it; however, since the woman does have sperm swimming around in her body (getting lost because they're male and refuse to ask for directions), she'd likely be classified, more often than not, as a non-virgin, although some people will say loss of virginity occurs with the insertion of an actual penis (which leaves a whole gray area for sex toys, but that's another story). Immaculate Conception, the only way a mother can be undoubtedly a virgin, involves spontanteous birth, kinda like what the ancient Greek philosophers (and current people from southern US states like Kansas) believe.
- 7:54
Where is 'Bob The Ugg Conquerer', when you need him to settle a debate about slutiness???
Probably collapsed under the weight of his own douchebag-ery
What this debate needs is some moral clarification. For that, we should seek out the opinion of our fearless PM, Little Steveie Harper
-Harold, Regressive Conservative Party member
If I were to hazard a guess, I would say that "Little Stevie Harper" would be a proponent of ass viriginity
So true 11:55. Harper is such a homophobe.
Bob is probably off slashing the throats of ugg-wearing infidels and is thus unable to post at the moment.
6:38 and 5:50- fuck off
I love how during the debate of mothers as "non-virgin's" nobody has brought up the concept of...um....what was the word again... oh right! Adoption!
If I adopt you, will you suck my dick??
Your mom adopted my dick last night!
Your biological mom's a non-virgin.
I can't believe how disrespectful the above posted quotes are towards Females! Jokes about a women's virture, rape, etc. are abhorrently mysogynistic. As a feminist it hurts me to see how little progress has been made towards increasing the level of respect for women in our society.
Blow my whistle Bitch
4:07, are you serious?
There's feminism, and then there's batshit crazy
I can't believe how disrespectful the above posted quotes are towards Females! Jokes about a women's virture, rape, etc. are abhorrently mysogynistic. As a feminist it hurts me to see how little progress has been made towards increasing the level of respect for women in our society.
Seriously, GFY.
Enter the "feminism" debate!
Feminism can suck my cock, right after I slap it around a little!
your cock or feminism?
Feminism, with my cock!
I'll suck your cock after I get a nice long round of cunnilingus.
You'll get a nice long round of cunnilingus after you return from the kitchen having baked me a pie.
Pie and oral sex? Everybody wins!
Ivey-u Eckbar!
I'll bake you a pie if you win my love in hand-to-hand combat, and then buy me diamonds.
Now you're just getting greedy. I don't care what inflation is at these days, no blowjob in the world is worth buying diamonds (plural!) for.
And in terms of winning your love, I think the word you were looking for was "when", not if. Hand-to-hand combat is the very definition of my bag, baby.
yeah so back to 5.12, did you ever wear underwear as a young girl..??one wonders how such a story could be true without those details to back it up..
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