The odds are actually one in seventeen.
Four guys from Western are sitting on the patio at the Frog.
Drunk Girl: Do any of you boys have a cigarette?
Guys: Sorry, we don't.
Drunk Girl: Well, what do all of you do? Are you in school and shit?
Guy #1: Actually, my buddy over there is a manager at McDonald's.
Drunk Girl: Hahahahaha!
Guy #1: I don't see how that's really funny. He's proud of his accomplishment.
Drunk Girl: (cockily) Well... I'm in university.
Guy #2 (Pretending McDonald's Manager): That's really good for you... What program are you in?
Drunk Girl: Psychology!
Guy #2 (Pretending McDonald's Manager): What are the odds!!! That's the program I was in!
Drunk Girl: (Shocked silence)
-- The Bar King Frog, overheard by Mundo
Drunk Girl: Do any of you boys have a cigarette?
Guys: Sorry, we don't.
Drunk Girl: Well, what do all of you do? Are you in school and shit?
Guy #1: Actually, my buddy over there is a manager at McDonald's.
Drunk Girl: Hahahahaha!
Guy #1: I don't see how that's really funny. He's proud of his accomplishment.
Drunk Girl: (cockily) Well... I'm in university.
Guy #2 (Pretending McDonald's Manager): That's really good for you... What program are you in?
Drunk Girl: Psychology!
Guy #2 (Pretending McDonald's Manager): What are the odds!!! That's the program I was in!
Drunk Girl: (Shocked silence)
-- The Bar King Frog, overheard by Mundo
posted by Overheard at Western at 8:57 PM
30 Comments:
That is awesome.
And probably true... psychology majors are a fast way to the fast food industry.
Hahahahahahahaha..... Priceless!!
hahaha, well executed burn!
McDonald's may be in her future, but I don't think she'll make manager.
Haha, that's gold!
Oooo... can you feel it coming?
FACULTY DEBATE!
I'm surprised it hasn't started already. Actually, shocked.
^ I'll help get the ball rolling by making a bold, all-encompassing and decidedly asinine (but possibly true) statement:
The Richard Ivey School of Business trumps all other faculties. Period.
Westervelt has the royal flush, can't beat that my friend.
lolol that's awesome. The Westervelt comment. And may I just say, can you treat cancer with business? Didn't think so. So you business men have to remember...without health, you have nothing. Thus, Medicine trumps Ivey. Also, this comment is from an episode of Becker, where a girl just got an A on her psychology exam, then everyone she met with a mediocre job (security guard, server, etc) had a degree in psych. Good ol' Becker.
Medicine is fucked up. Pharmaceutical companies base results on statictics, and half the time they don't even know how the drug works or what else it might be doing. Doctors often don't know enough to suggest proper treatment. One day people will look back at us in the same way that we look back at the old days when we bled people who had a fever.
i'd hope so.
otherwise there'd be no progress in the future.
Ah, but does medicine trump Ivey? Without business and the lust for profit, who would shell out the billions of dollars for medical R&D? Without the taxes gained from large corporations, who would pick up the tab for public healthcare? It's a chicken and egg scenario.
I vote for Castro.
okay Ivey Moron.. technically Ivey isn't a faculty, it's a "school"
yes there is a difference..
lol 9:26
Let's look at a scenario that will probably occur.. in the not too distant future, actually: The world is about to explode and there isn't enough room to save everybody. So who do we save?
Clearly we need doctors for those who are sick, so they are in.
We will need Teachers to help educate the generations to come.
We need scientists and engineers to help rebuild our society
We need MIT buffs because.. well, because they are just really cool people and we need a couple of them.
Who don't we need? Buisiness Scum! What are they going to do? Trade rocks? Haggle over the price of radioactive seagull meat?
It's pretty evident that Business folks are pretty fucking useless and have absolutely no skills that further the human race.
It's Lionel Hutz, you putz!
"Cases won in 30 minutes or your pizza's free!"
Ivey is the most powerful part of Western. Lord Fab of the USC is an agent of IVEY (he's an HBA student).
Face it... we control campus.
Riiiight. You "control" campus...just keep thinking that :)
Ivey controls UWO in the same manner that the Bush Administration controls Iraq.
8:54 Oh snap!
What is up with these pointless debates?? It doesn't matter what faculty a person comes from, it depends on their connections, background and personal drive to get them to where they are.
Sure, one faculty may get a head start (like having the Ivey degree behind their name), but if they're blithering idiots, they won't make it far on just an Ivey degree. All an Ivey degree does, is get you into that front door, but after that, you're on your own.
By the way..Ivey *is* a faculty. It's name is the Richard Ivey School of Business, but under UWO Admin, it's a faculty.
*sigh*... "It's name" should really be "Its name" .... you think you do a decent post, and then you forget to check your grammar.
Direct quote from Richard Ivey's biography: "I like penis & having sex with altar boys"
"Sex with alterboys? I bet tons of other people enjoy that too. Fame and notoriety, here I come... KA-CHING!"
Yeah, alter boys are hot. Go Ivey!
I read somewhere that Richard Ivey just loved to give "the business" to every alterboy he could get his hands on.
...and ever since, promptly upon graduating, his proteges have been doing the thing same to the rest of society.
Sadly, you're all wrong.
Politics is the application of power. Power is what makes things happen.
Therefore, Political Science majors will rule the world, because we understand how to use power.
And guess who's funding those campaigns ;)
Also sadly, the poster above used "it's" correctly. The contraction of "it is" used in this case takes the apostrophe, whereas the possessive "belonging to it", as an exception to the possessive rule, does not. Had the poster said: "Faculty is it's correct moniker", the critic would have been right in his/her correction, unfortunately that wasn't the case and equally unfortunately, the critic will one day have a university degree.
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