Sunday, October 22, 2006

The odds are actually one in seventeen.

Four guys from Western are sitting on the patio at the Frog.

Drunk Girl: Do any of you boys have a cigarette?
Guys: Sorry, we don't.
Drunk Girl: Well, what do all of you do? Are you in school and shit?
Guy #1: Actually, my buddy over there is a manager at McDonald's.
Drunk Girl: Hahahahaha!
Guy #1: I don't see how that's really funny. He's proud of his accomplishment.
Drunk Girl: (cockily) Well... I'm in university.
Guy #2 (Pretending McDonald's Manager): That's really good for you... What program are you in?
Drunk Girl: Psychology!
Guy #2 (Pretending McDonald's Manager): What are the odds!!! That's the program I was in!
Drunk Girl: (Shocked silence)

-- The Bar King Frog, overheard by Mundo


Anonymous Anonymous said...

That is awesome.

And probably true... psychology majors are a fast way to the fast food industry.

10:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hahahahahahahaha..... Priceless!!

12:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahaha, well executed burn!

9:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

McDonald's may be in her future, but I don't think she'll make manager.

4:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Haha, that's gold!

7:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oooo... can you feel it coming?


I'm surprised it hasn't started already. Actually, shocked.

12:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

^ I'll help get the ball rolling by making a bold, all-encompassing and decidedly asinine (but possibly true) statement:

The Richard Ivey School of Business trumps all other faculties. Period.

7:16 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Westervelt has the royal flush, can't beat that my friend.

8:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lolol that's awesome. The Westervelt comment. And may I just say, can you treat cancer with business? Didn't think so. So you business men have to remember...without health, you have nothing. Thus, Medicine trumps Ivey. Also, this comment is from an episode of Becker, where a girl just got an A on her psychology exam, then everyone she met with a mediocre job (security guard, server, etc) had a degree in psych. Good ol' Becker.

4:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Medicine is fucked up. Pharmaceutical companies base results on statictics, and half the time they don't even know how the drug works or what else it might be doing. Doctors often don't know enough to suggest proper treatment. One day people will look back at us in the same way that we look back at the old days when we bled people who had a fever.

5:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i'd hope so.
otherwise there'd be no progress in the future.

7:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ah, but does medicine trump Ivey? Without business and the lust for profit, who would shell out the billions of dollars for medical R&D? Without the taxes gained from large corporations, who would pick up the tab for public healthcare? It's a chicken and egg scenario.

7:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I vote for Castro.

9:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

okay Ivey Moron.. technically Ivey isn't a faculty, it's a "school"

yes there is a difference..

10:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol 9:26

11:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let's look at a scenario that will probably occur.. in the not too distant future, actually: The world is about to explode and there isn't enough room to save everybody. So who do we save?
Clearly we need doctors for those who are sick, so they are in.
We will need Teachers to help educate the generations to come.
We need scientists and engineers to help rebuild our society
We need MIT buffs because.. well, because they are just really cool people and we need a couple of them.
Who don't we need? Buisiness Scum! What are they going to do? Trade rocks? Haggle over the price of radioactive seagull meat?

It's pretty evident that Business folks are pretty fucking useless and have absolutely no skills that further the human race.

7:07 PM  
Blogger iveyguy said...

What we really we need is the lawyers. After all, could you imagine a world without lawyers? Lionnel Hutts shudders.

-The Iveyguy (who is also one of them law-talking guys)

10:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's Lionel Hutz, you putz!

"Cases won in 30 minutes or your pizza's free!"

11:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ivey is the most powerful part of Western. Lord Fab of the USC is an agent of IVEY (he's an HBA student).

Face it... we control campus.

1:17 PM  
Blogger iveyguy said...

My bad.

4:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Riiiight. You "control" campus...just keep thinking that :)

7:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ivey controls UWO in the same manner that the Bush Administration controls Iraq.

8:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

8:54 Oh snap!

11:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What is up with these pointless debates?? It doesn't matter what faculty a person comes from, it depends on their connections, background and personal drive to get them to where they are.

Sure, one faculty may get a head start (like having the Ivey degree behind their name), but if they're blithering idiots, they won't make it far on just an Ivey degree. All an Ivey degree does, is get you into that front door, but after that, you're on your own.

By the way..Ivey *is* a faculty. It's name is the Richard Ivey School of Business, but under UWO Admin, it's a faculty.

9:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

*sigh*... "It's name" should really be "Its name" .... you think you do a decent post, and then you forget to check your grammar.

9:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Direct quote from Richard Ivey's biography: "I like penis & having sex with altar boys"

12:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Sex with alterboys? I bet tons of other people enjoy that too. Fame and notoriety, here I come... KA-CHING!"

1:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, alter boys are hot. Go Ivey!

11:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I read somewhere that Richard Ivey just loved to give "the business" to every alterboy he could get his hands on.

...and ever since, promptly upon graduating, his proteges have been doing the thing same to the rest of society.

3:30 AM  
Anonymous Dylan Zimmerman said...

Sadly, you're all wrong.

Politics is the application of power. Power is what makes things happen.
Therefore, Political Science majors will rule the world, because we understand how to use power.

4:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And guess who's funding those campaigns ;)

2:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Also sadly, the poster above used "it's" correctly. The contraction of "it is" used in this case takes the apostrophe, whereas the possessive "belonging to it", as an exception to the possessive rule, does not. Had the poster said: "Faculty is it's correct moniker", the critic would have been right in his/her correction, unfortunately that wasn't the case and equally unfortunately, the critic will one day have a university degree.

1:57 AM  
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