"Maybe it got better and went back to play with its friends in the forest!"
Girl #1: I went to Campbell's today on my way back [to London].
Girl #2: The one in Listowel, right?
Girl #1: Yes.
Girl #2: Was that dead fox still on the side of the road in front of there?
Girl #1: I didn't see one.
Girl #2: Oh. It was there when I went by on Saturday.
-- Woodward Avenue, overheard by Steph