Sunday, October 15, 2006

Special Feature: Overbaked At Western - Part 2

The guy in this story had dropped into the apartment 2 minutes earlier.

Guy: (putting on shoes) Well, I’m leaving.
Random Girl: Ooh, where are you going?
Guy: I’m going to knock on random doors in the building and see if anyone answers.
Girl: Can I come with you?
Guy: Um, sure.
Girl: What are we going to do if anyone answers?
Guy: I’m going to see if the person is female, and if she is, I’m going to see if she wants to sleep with me.
Girl: Oh. Never mind.

-- Oxford St.

14 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

stupid

10:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

he should have told her to come along anyway...

10:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hee, i just jilled off.

11:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Allah Ackbar, you Jewish infidels! May Mohammed himself behead the Crusaders!

3:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder if it is the same guy who post these irrelevant religious comments every single time? If it is...get a life. whats up with hate.

-seth

6:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

6:02pm "whats up with hate"

Yeah, what IS up with hate anyways? There's, like... so much of it in the world today.

We need to all ban together to live in peace and harmony with our brothers and sisters!

7:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who or what are we banning?

7:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

7:51,
What are you a stupid hippie? Peace and love don't make the economy go!

9:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes... IVEY grads do that.

10:30 PM  
Blogger ka_boom said...

Hey, it could've worked. I'm sure with enough doors there'd be some sort of percentage of success above zero. Might ruin your reputation with everybobdy behind doors 1 to Success though.
dazz.

3:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hooray for sex!

9:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

6:02pm "whats up with hate"

Yeah, what IS up with hate anyways? There's, like... so much of it in the world today.

We need to all ban together to live in peace and harmony with our brothers and sisters!


Dirty fucking Communist.

4:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not that dumb, actually. Sure, he'd likely get smacked in the face or maybe even kicked in the balls, but I know a lot of women who would see it as being in jest and laugh...nice get to know ya move.

7:17 PM  
Blogger iveyguy said...

'Ya gotta love someone who takes the initiative.

This method never produced results for me. I hope he was more successful. I was once on the receiving end of a random knock on the door, and wound up scoring though. It was pretty fortitious: the girl got the wrong house when she was to meet with her group for a Biz 257 project. It was one of those times it was really nice to be in the MBA program.


-The Iveyguy

8:09 PM  

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