Special Feature: Overbaked At Western - Part 2
The guy in this story had dropped into the apartment 2 minutes earlier.
Guy: (putting on shoes) Well, I’m leaving.
Random Girl: Ooh, where are you going?
Guy: I’m going to knock on random doors in the building and see if anyone answers.
Girl: Can I come with you?
Guy: Um, sure.
Girl: What are we going to do if anyone answers?
Guy: I’m going to see if the person is female, and if she is, I’m going to see if she wants to sleep with me.
Girl: Oh. Never mind.
posted by Overheard at Western at 7:00 PM
13 Comments:
stupid
he should have told her to come along anyway...
Hee, i just jilled off.
Allah Ackbar, you Jewish infidels! May Mohammed himself behead the Crusaders!
I wonder if it is the same guy who post these irrelevant religious comments every single time? If it is...get a life. whats up with hate.
-seth
6:02pm "whats up with hate"
Yeah, what IS up with hate anyways? There's, like... so much of it in the world today.
We need to all ban together to live in peace and harmony with our brothers and sisters!
Who or what are we banning?
7:51,
What are you a stupid hippie? Peace and love don't make the economy go!
Yes... IVEY grads do that.
Hey, it could've worked. I'm sure with enough doors there'd be some sort of percentage of success above zero. Might ruin your reputation with everybobdy behind doors 1 to Success though.
dazz.
hooray for sex!
6:02pm "whats up with hate"
Yeah, what IS up with hate anyways? There's, like... so much of it in the world today.
We need to all ban together to live in peace and harmony with our brothers and sisters!
Dirty fucking Communist.
Not that dumb, actually. Sure, he'd likely get smacked in the face or maybe even kicked in the balls, but I know a lot of women who would see it as being in jest and laugh...nice get to know ya move.
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