"When it starts to burn, I know it's working!"
Girl: Sometimes I spray Windex on myself to make me smell better.
-- Essex Cafeteria Dinner, overheard by Alice
-- Essex Cafeteria Dinner, overheard by Alice
posted by Overheard at Western at 11:56 AM
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Now that was quite random.
Riker and Data scout around, and find Geordi suspended upside down when -- oh! here come the Ferengi! Holy shit! The evil Ferengi! They're finally here, in person! We can see more than just their moderately scary faces, and they are . . . uh . . . short. And bouncy. And they wave their hands around over their heads a lot. And they don't like loud noises. And they carry whips . . . and wear Ugg boots
9:32, you are totally my hero for quoting Wil Wheaton.
The Ferengi wear Uggs?!? We must petition the government for $28.6 billion to build a fleet of intersteller warships so as that we may go and exterminate the extraterrestrial UGG wearers!
-Bob, the UGG Conquerer
interstellar bob, interstellar.
9:24 - I will end you.
-Rick, the Destroyer of Internet Spelling Nazis
Do you swear it by your pretty floral bonnet, Rick?
robbie, the actually calkulacion wen dun corektly iz 33.233billon leera
i thought you were supposed to use bleach or vinegar on a nasty snatch, not ammonia???
Ferengi's are people too, you know... souless ugg-wearing people..
It's obvious the Ferengi are behind the UGG scourge. It's clearly one of the most profitable enterprises to have ever hit university campuses.
Arm torpedoes.
I firmly believe that the harbinger of world peace and global prosperity will be the slaughter of everyone who wears UGGS.
-Bob, the UGG Conquerer
arm torpedos!!!!!! THAT JUST MADE MY NIGHT!!
Um... just wondering, why we're bothering to go to Western, hang around on the campus, and desperately try to catch snippets of any conversation that sounds stupid. You're aware that stupid people are everywhere, right? I've seen sites exactly like this, only instead of Western, it's from New York City. And I'm sure Guelph, or Windsor, or Laurier, or York, or anywhere you go, you're going to find STUPID PEOPLE. That's how the world is. But by all means, come to Western and listen in. It's better than attending classes at your own school...
Whoa, 12:31. It's called fun. Look into it sometime.
I'm gay. My name is Eric. Now that I've ensured that you will read the contents of my post with no bias whatsover: Windex doesn't really smell that great. If I were you, I'd use Febreze.
12:31...
and yet you not only read the ste, but COMMENT on it? WTF?
12:31 = bitter Windex girl
12:31.. i believe overheard in newyork is the original site...and if u read guelph's, they copied ours
Frankly, if someone doesn't know what Overheard in New York is, I'd question if their mommy let them on the internet unsupervised.
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