Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Think... bigger. And invisible to the American eye.

First-Year #1: I'm so confused... like, what the hell is a WMD?
First-Year #2: I think it's like a really big gun or something.
First-Year #1: Yeah, that's it. Like, a WMD-40.

-- Tim Horton's line-up in Social Sci., overheard by Meghan

13 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I feel bad for WD-40.

5:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I feel bad for the girl who said this.

7:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What is a WMD?

9:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We mustn't delay. Weakness mobilizes democrats. War missiles, deploy! Who misses democracy?

10:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Windows Media Device ?

11:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Weapon of Mass Distruction

3:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wooden Mallet of Doom!

4:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wank my dong?

8:25 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

whip mrs. diaz

5:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ooooohhh... Mrs.Diaz!

5:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What is a WMD?

They are those things that the "former" Communist block, and their Islamofascist proxies, are aiming directly at us.

1:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There are days where I wake up and feel like I got here pretty much on a fluke. I feel like I don't have the intellect to keep up with everyone else, and I'm being left behind in the dust.

It's quotes like these that really put things in perspective for me. Honestly, why did I have to compete to get here?

3:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i just barfed in m mouf

10:59 AM  

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