So many ways to score...
Two guys notice an attractive girl with a large gap in her teeth.
Guy #1: Hey, she's looking at you.
Guy #2: Yeah, I don't know whether to smile back or kick a field goal.
-- overheard by Brian
Guy #1: Hey, she's looking at you.
Guy #2: Yeah, I don't know whether to smile back or kick a field goal.
-- overheard by Brian
posted by Overheard at Western at 8:16 PM
15 Comments:
hahaha...
funny title + hilarious quote = best OaW quote EVER.
lmao
I'm having a hard time picturing an attractive girl, who also has a large gap in her teeth...
Wow, that's...awful.
Let's make fun of people for things they can't change (or, at least not without a great deal of time and/or money.)
oh calm down. not nice, but funny. plus... they said she was attractive. get off your high horse.
Having a gap in your teeth does not mean that you're a monster. It's not like she had a boil on her face.
Or a baby.
Think of the talents she could have.
Say instead of swallowing, she can shoot it back out like a snake spitting venom.
Anyone have a cooler idea?
And why do girls think facials are degrading?
1:44, that's fucking gross
Having a gap in your teeth does not mean that you're a monster
I know. it's just that I'm trying to picture a gap-tooth girl, smiling her gap-tooth smile, and looking particularly attractive at the same time. I don't see how it can happen.
to the guy who asks about facials being degrading...
why not have her spit it back on your face, and rub it all over?
9:17: your mom is fucking gross.
hahaha, nice burn
love, 9:17
It's not degrading if you give the thumbs up while you do it. Probably. That's very positive.
3:22 -
Because either it's on her face, and she can't spit it back, or because she needs to be swallowing it. Spit or swallow, like or love.
Anyways, if she can shoot it back out like snake venom, who cares if she shoots it back at me. That is fucking amazing, and my jizz tastes like skittles anyways.
Sincerely,
1:44
HAHAHAHA. oh my god. Costa Rica hahaha.
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