Friday, September 29, 2006

So many ways to score...

Two guys notice an attractive girl with a large gap in her teeth.

Guy #1: Hey, she's looking at you.
Guy #2: Yeah, I don't know whether to smile back or kick a field goal.

-- overheard by Brian


Anonymous Anonymous said...


funny title + hilarious quote = best OaW quote EVER.


10:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm having a hard time picturing an attractive girl, who also has a large gap in her teeth...

6:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, that's...awful.
Let's make fun of people for things they can't change (or, at least not without a great deal of time and/or money.)

10:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh calm down. not nice, but funny. plus... they said she was attractive. get off your high horse.

3:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Having a gap in your teeth does not mean that you're a monster. It's not like she had a boil on her face.

8:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Or a baby.

12:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Think of the talents she could have.

Say instead of swallowing, she can shoot it back out like a snake spitting venom.

Anyone have a cooler idea?

And why do girls think facials are degrading?

1:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1:44, that's fucking gross

9:17 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Having a gap in your teeth does not mean that you're a monster

I know. it's just that I'm trying to picture a gap-tooth girl, smiling her gap-tooth smile, and looking particularly attractive at the same time. I don't see how it can happen.

12:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

to the guy who asks about facials being degrading...

why not have her spit it back on your face, and rub it all over?

3:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

9:17: your mom is fucking gross.

3:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahaha, nice burn

love, 9:17

1:17 AM  
Blogger Del Fuego said...

It's not degrading if you give the thumbs up while you do it. Probably. That's very positive.

10:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

3:22 -

Because either it's on her face, and she can't spit it back, or because she needs to be swallowing it. Spit or swallow, like or love.

Anyways, if she can shoot it back out like snake venom, who cares if she shoots it back at me. That is fucking amazing, and my jizz tastes like skittles anyways.


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