"I wanted to be the Paper Bag Princess, and this was all I could find. You, Ronald, are a jerk!"
A group of students is running by, dressed in garbage bag bikinis. Some guys, who are drinking, start harassing them.
Garbage Bag Bikini Girl: I didn't have a choice to wear this!
-- Runt Club, overheard by Jonathan
Garbage Bag Bikini Girl: I didn't have a choice to wear this!
-- Runt Club, overheard by Jonathan
11 Comments:
The male streaker took offense when we heckled his small penis. That was the high point of the evening.
Yeah, I was there and it was quite small... It needed a lengthening and a widening.
MUNSCH!
And who? says size doesn't matter.
i think it was jack layton...
who the heck is jack layton? isn't he that professor that says men are smarter than women?
Jack Layton is the leader of the New Communist... err, New "Democratic" Party.
i pray that 10:46 was joking... and doesn't vote.
who doesn't love jack layton. i'm all for the new communist whachacallit. wooooo.
who doesn't love jack layton. i'm all for the new communist whachacallit. wooooo.
Fellow-travellers are bad, m'kay?
Isn't Jack Layton the moron who wants to negotiate with terrorists?
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