Tuesday, September 26, 2006

"I wanted to be the Paper Bag Princess, and this was all I could find. You, Ronald, are a jerk!"

A group of students is running by, dressed in garbage bag bikinis. Some guys, who are drinking, start harassing them.

Garbage Bag Bikini Girl: I didn't have a choice to wear this!

-- Runt Club, overheard by Jonathan

11 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

The male streaker took offense when we heckled his small penis. That was the high point of the evening.

11:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, I was there and it was quite small... It needed a lengthening and a widening.

11:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

MUNSCH!

2:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And who? says size doesn't matter.

5:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i think it was jack layton...

6:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

who the heck is jack layton? isn't he that professor that says men are smarter than women?

10:46 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jack Layton is the leader of the New Communist... err, New "Democratic" Party.

2:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i pray that 10:46 was joking... and doesn't vote.

2:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

who doesn't love jack layton. i'm all for the new communist whachacallit. wooooo.

3:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

who doesn't love jack layton. i'm all for the new communist whachacallit. wooooo.

Fellow-travellers are bad, m'kay?

12:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Isn't Jack Layton the moron who wants to negotiate with terrorists?

2:37 PM  

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