Thursday, September 21, 2006

Ten is the new "I'm saving myself for marriage."

Girl #1: So we made a rule that [Jess] could only have ten guys before she gets married.
Girl #2: But that's not even close to enough!

-- On the road between Weldon and Thames Hall, overheard by Nathan

43 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm surprised these sluts even bother to count...

2:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yeah, because any girl that enjoys sex is clearly a "slut"....

5:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

well it really depends on when she's getting married. i mean, if she's getting married this weekend, then yeah, she's a slut.

6:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

^ i love you

8:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ALLAHU ACKBAR!!!!!!

9:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Praise Jesus Christ!!!!!! Am I as cool as the Islam guy yet? You're just as irritating as bob

1:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope that Jesus would win a battle of Gods. He's a bad ass mutha!

7:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

5:24 pm - Its not about enjoying sex here... its about how many. Of course she can enjoy it. Its sad that it takes tons of guys for it to be enjoyable. That is indeed, slutty.

10:37 AM  
Anonymous leebee said...

10:37am- yet when a male sleeps with just as many people, the thought of "slut" doesn't even cross someone's mind...

12:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

no... when a male sleeps with just as many people, the thought of "slut" doesn't even cross someone's mind... the word "man-whore" (also synonymous with "western boy" or "jim bob's frequenter") however, probably does.

3:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When a male sleeps with just as many people, the thought of "slut" does infact cross my mind. It usually makes it's way out vocally too. I may be judgemental, but please do not call me sexist.

4:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

western guys expect to sleep with different girls on different nights at different bars but do not expect the girls they are sleeping with to be doing the same thing... funny how that works eh? maybe they should just start doing each other

7:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When guys pick up random chicks at the bar, they don't give a shit who the girls slept with. It's a one night stand, and any hole's a goal.

8:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hah!

Maybe her friends just think she fucking sucks at sex, and needs all the practice she can get.

The joke is they set an arbitrary number, and still it isn't good enough.

Of course, if I hired a mechanic to fix my car, I would want to know that she's fixed more than one car in her life.

1:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yah, but I wouldn't want her to give me herpes.

12:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

10:37:

Sometimes it DOES take sleeping with a few before you realize that many guys out there are looking for any old hole and don't know what "reciprocity" or "caring for your partner" mean.

What does it matter anyway? Are we subscribing to some belief that the more guys a girl (or vice versa) has slept with, the "dirtier" s/he is? Is that a value judgement that any of us are allowed to make? It's none of our business how many partners a stranger has had, and even less our business to put a label on their behaviour.

12:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

12:45: "It's none of our business how many partners a stranger has had, and even less our business to put a label on their behaviour."

Wrong! Of course it's our business... the celebrity-gossip industry would collapse if it wasn't. Society at large has deemed the discussion of famous people's sexual partners an acceptable topic of conversation for polite company - sure, you don't have to like this state of affairs... but don't pretend like they don't exist.

It's like I always say, if setting an arbitrary standard and delivering harsh condemnation is good enough for celebrities, it's good enough for the strangers I encounter in real life, too.

2:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

^ preach it! lol...

11:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

12:45- "Is that a value judgement that any of us are allowed to make?"

Aside from being an arts major, what basis do you have for saying I can't judge who I want to judge?

Maybe sleeping with 10 partners says other things about their personality that give me a hint that I don't want to be dating that person.

More importantly, people make "value judgements" all of the time. Who is to say the cute redhead is any better than the dumpy girl smoking at the bus stop? Me, that's who.

1:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

12:45... just because everyone is doing it, doesn't make it right. the more people a person sleeps with, the dirtyer that person is. doing your girlfriend/boyfriend is one thing, sleeping with the football team is a whole 'nother thing.

7:57 (leebee) ... your response is the perfect way for a skeezer to justify her skaniness. it's like saying i'm going to screw as many guys as possible whenever i get a tingle in my g-string, because all the guys do it... so it must be perfectly ok. this politically correct bs about being a mimbo/slut because you "feel" like it is total garbage.

12:45: "It's none of our business how many partners a stranger has had, and even less our business to put a label on their behaviour." It might not be our business, but that doesn't make it right. "Value judgements?" You betcha! A skank is a skank if she can't keep her legs closed... which at UWO is pretty much the norm... it is a male-dominated social hierarchy around campus/downtown bars... chicks without backbones trying to fit in and be cool by giving guys what they want in a desperate grasp for attention/popularity. on the other hand, i'm not claiming it's right for guys to seek easy broads for a quick score, but that's the way it is. and btw, if dumb broads can't figure this out, and need to be used and abused 10 times to clue in to what guys want, then they deserve every humiliating thing that happens to them.

...be sure to tell your children in 15 years how much fun mommy had at ladies night at jack's when she blew some guy in his car in the parking lot, and how she slept with that one guy in the hall of the zoo just to make her ex-bf jealous, or made out with a chick just to make a spectacle for her potential suitors.

g's up, hoes down

1:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Something tells me 1:40 hasn't been getting any lately

4:07 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

^ that may be true but props to 1:40 to telling it like it is.

ps - i like passing judgemnts :)

1:56 PM  
Anonymous leebee said...

1:40- right. im a skank. just because i said that there is a double standard between women who sleep around and men who do?
since when is being opinionated qualify as being a skank?

2:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kill all men.

3:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

2:19 --> Good on you for recognizing that a double-standard exists. However, this fact has absolutely no bearing - NONE WHATSOEVER - on the question of whether or not you, personally, are a skank. Again, I repeat, your being opinionated is a complete non-sequitor that signifies nothing in the context of this discussion.

As was said upthread, "a skank is a skank if (s)he can't keep her legs closed." Nobody cares what opinions a skank has about her behaviour. It's just irrelevant. Skanks - regardless of whether they are opinionated, enthusiastic, unrepentant, apathetic or even deeply in-denial - they are all bound in a Convenant of Skeeze as a consequence of their choices in terms of sexual partners.

/Gender-specific pronouns are a (wo)man's best friend

4:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To the person who said that sleeping around doesn't make you dirty:
"Dirty" can be defined as being contaminated with infectious microorganisms. Many STIs are infectious microorganisms. Sleeping around can give you STIs, and therefore sleeping around can in fact make you dirty.
I wouldn't judge my friends for having lots of partners, because frankly I don't care if my friends get chlamydia. In a prospective partner however, such things are a definite turn-off.

12:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

chlamydia is the new black.

1:12 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

bah... why can't more sluts be lesbians... damn

7:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was lucky enough to spend last year in Europe on exchange, and often had to defend the North American obsession with sexual purity, which a lot of my friends considered to be hopelessly outdated. Thank you everyone on here for proving me wrong when I said that we were better than the Puritan pilgrims we originated from.
I'm not a fan of people who use sex as a way up the social ladder, or the people that cluelessly sleep with someone, expecting that maybe if they do it enough that person will actually like them/want to date them (and I think even less of the person exploiting that).
But some people like sex. I do. I'm a pretty girl, and if I want to get laid I goddamn will. I'm not going to be stupid about it; I've yet to have unprotected sex, and I probably won't be publicizing it to the world (cuz then every other positive thing about me would, obviously, be worthless as now I'm a skank and that's just that).
Not everyone finds "the one" right away and gets to fuck regularly with one person. I don't think that means that I need to be virginal until I do find that person, and being sexually active outside a relationship doesn't necessarily mean fucking randoms that bought you a drink that night. Because frankly, my emotions and my intellect mean far more to me than my body, and I'm not going to commit to a relationship with just anyone.

12:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

12:53 - to me, the fact that you have intelligence and that you're thinking about what you're doing, and you're simply making a choice - makes me respect your choice, and I think because you're this empowered, and you have the ability to have sex with people without letting your emotions get intertwined into it I whole-heartedly respect, I wish I could do it to be honest (I'm a girl). This is the misconception I think many people have with Western - somehow they think sexually promiscuous people are dumb, so all of the girls are "dumb skanks" - but really, they're just intelligent women who aren't into getting married yet, probably due to career reasons, and who are simply empowered.

Kudos.

1:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I completely agree with you 12:53. I have different values than other people and don't see the need to be in "love" with some one to have sex. I hate when people refuse to see this and judge me for being "slutty"

3:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have the right to sleep with as many guys and girls as I want. Other people have the right to call me a slut for this. I have the right to call them stick-up-the-ass prudes. Everyone judges based on their own moralities. As long as they aren't stopping me from being my own slutty self, who cares?

4:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

amen sista... if it weren't for all you ho's out there i'd never get laid.

Thanks!

7:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

7:59, you've got it all wrong. It's date rape that gets you laid.

10:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

7:59, when da condom breaks & you gots a baby mama, then thank dem.

Thug Life BITCH

12:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

10:18

yeah if date rape means some horny drunk girl with big hair riding me all night long...

i bet i've fucked you... hahah

7:59

7:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

^ I fucked your dad in a threesome with his secretary.

8:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am sick of girls who claim that you don't need to be in love to have sex and therefore go aroung slutting it up and claiming it is fun. We all know that those girls are desperately seeking to validate their self-worth through sex. At least be honnest and admit that you have no self-esteem and simply spread yourself around to feel pretty.

11:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

^ this ounce of truth brought to you by BOOYAH-KA-SHA!

6:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

From my observations, that is true in most cases.

11:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

7:59 -- I think you missed 10:18's thinly veiled Sublime reference.

12:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am sick of guys claiming that they can have sex repeatedly without being in love, and claiming that they enjoy it. Clearly they're trying to screw as many girls as they can, validating their sense of virility, and thus their place in society. They must have such low self-esteem that they can't live without all those sexual bragging rights.

3:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not all guys try to screw as many girls as they can. Some of us have standards. And when nobody meets those standards, I like to take care of things myself. You can't give yourself herpes, and you can't get your hand pregnant. Go masturbation!

8:09 PM  

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