8 hours before the most awkward morning-after ever...
Scene: a living room. Marvin Gaye's Let's Get It On is playing in the background.
Guy: Wow, this is awesome. Two girls in the room, some mood music playing, and my stomach full of liquefied meat...
-- Platt's Lane, overheard by Claire
Guy: Wow, this is awesome. Two girls in the room, some mood music playing, and my stomach full of liquefied meat...
-- Platt's Lane, overheard by Claire
posted by Overheard at Western at 11:49 PM
15 Comments:
Marvin Gaye? Wrong...should have been Barry White
agreed. Barry White is MUCH more sexy ;)
he pretty much seals the deal for the night.
men a helpful hint from a lady: USE THE FUCKIN BARRY WHITE!
;)
9:11 wrote 3 lines in a blog and I can already tell she's really stupid. Way to be.
5:50pm: suck my non-existant dick.
you say i'm stupid? how could you possibly know, judging from three lines of text?
oh the deflametory comments of the internet... how i *heart* thee...lmao
9:11/6:40: do you mean defamatory?
i think she proved your point for you. wow.
Also, it's 'existent', not 'existant'. Isn't that a grade four spelling word?
Also, she's a girl. her input is purely heresay and hogwash. in the end it's whatever the man decides.
granted, the deflamatory comment (an interesting combo of inflamatory and defamatory) was pretty gold.
but honestly, who spell checks blog comments on the internet? maybe the rest of you have too much time on your hands...
I think it's funny that so many angry comments fly on a humor website. Lighten up emo people!
I lightened up my load into your mom.
drew-not-toothpaste: I hope you are slowly beheaded by jihadists chanting "allahu ackbar!" so loud it drowns out your gurgling shrieks!
4:56's comment = awesome!!
lighten that load!!!
Hahahahaha
I love it.
It's always acceptable to make fun of someone's spelling over the internet when they say, "you say i'm stupid? how could you possibly know, judging from three lines of text?"
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