Thursday, September 14, 2006

8 hours before the most awkward morning-after ever...

Scene: a living room. Marvin Gaye's Let's Get It On is playing in the background.

Guy: Wow, this is awesome. Two girls in the room, some mood music playing, and my stomach full of liquefied meat...

-- Platt's Lane, overheard by Claire


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Marvin Gaye? Wrong...should have been Barry White

11:26 PM  
Anonymous leebee said...

agreed. Barry White is MUCH more sexy ;)
he pretty much seals the deal for the night.
men a helpful hint from a lady: USE THE FUCKIN BARRY WHITE!

9:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

9:11 wrote 3 lines in a blog and I can already tell she's really stupid. Way to be.

5:50 PM  
Anonymous leebee said...

5:50pm: suck my non-existant dick.

you say i'm stupid? how could you possibly know, judging from three lines of text?

oh the deflametory comments of the internet... how i *heart* thee...lmao

6:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

9:11/6:40: do you mean defamatory?

9:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i think she proved your point for you. wow.

1:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Also, it's 'existent', not 'existant'. Isn't that a grade four spelling word?

8:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Also, she's a girl. her input is purely heresay and hogwash. in the end it's whatever the man decides.

8:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

granted, the deflamatory comment (an interesting combo of inflamatory and defamatory) was pretty gold.
but honestly, who spell checks blog comments on the internet? maybe the rest of you have too much time on your hands...

12:42 PM  
Blogger Drew-Not-Toothpaste said...

I think it's funny that so many angry comments fly on a humor website. Lighten up emo people!

4:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I lightened up my load into your mom.

4:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

drew-not-toothpaste: I hope you are slowly beheaded by jihadists chanting "allahu ackbar!" so loud it drowns out your gurgling shrieks!

7:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

4:56's comment = awesome!!
lighten that load!!!

7:12 PM  
Blogger Drew-Not-Toothpaste said...


I love it.

12:14 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's always acceptable to make fun of someone's spelling over the internet when they say, "you say i'm stupid? how could you possibly know, judging from three lines of text?"

1:11 AM  

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