Monday, September 11, 2006

Little did he know that just 9 months later, in a shotgun wedding ceremony...

Sophs are handing out complimentary Sex with Sue Kleenex after the show during O-week.

Frosh: Awesome! You can't get Kleenex pregnant!

-- Talbot Hill, overheard by K

12 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

but you sure could try...

5:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As that will probably be the only action he gets with a comment like that.

6:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bravo OHW! The title was actually funnier than the comment. Kudos!

10:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you might not get it pregnant, but it will sure help clog your toilet, loser!

10:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No it won't.

11:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is that quote implying that the frosh will use the Kleenex in absorbing his ejaculation following a period of masturbation? Or do I just have a sick mind?

12:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

12:04pm: The latter. :)

7:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Talbot hill? WTF?

5:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

12:04pm: The former. ;)

5:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Man this sucks... when i was a Frosh, all they gave out were condoms... now kleenex is something i could actually use!

9:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol

1:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahah the reason the frosh were saying that was the sophs have a sick sense of humour and were telling them to "Clean Up" and "Take some private time" along with the Pregnant Kleenex Time.

2:48 PM  

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