Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Axe Body Spray: Strong Enough for a Man; Made for the Hopelessly Deluded

Guy: I heard that antiperspirant caused cancer, so I switched to Axe body spray. It works out really well - chicks love me.
Guy's date: You live on some other planet.

-- Platt's Lane, overheard by Claire

7 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Then why is she dating him?

11:31 PM  
Blogger Drew-Not-Toothpaste said...

Yeah, that's really bogus. She's probably asking herself the same question.

12:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

11:31, May I refer you to the OaW comment from August 23

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Wednesday, August 23, 2006
Slutty non sequiturs are the best non sequiturs.
Girl #1: So you don't even really like him? Why did you even hook up with him?
Girl #2: Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?
Girl #1: Huh? Why?
Girl #2: Because it was there.

-- overheard by Erica

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Does that answer your question?

2:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe she thinks he’s strange and entertaining, (with comments like that he’d have to be) . Or maybe he’s ridiculously sexy and she just has to put up with shit like that. Or maybe it’s both.

“I’m a fighting robot”

11:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just more proof that advertising does work.

8:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another sign that we should be grateful "on a date" doesn't mean "dating"...

12:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

AXE/Tag Body spray is complete fecal matter! This vile substance makes me literally physically ill! My room mate sprays on 1/4 of a can every time he uses it. I don't know whats in this crap, but I spend the rest of the night with an upset stomach and a headache. Ive told him repeatedly that any woman of class and substance would appreciate a fine cologne. I wish more females would speak up about their dislike of this body spray. It might convince more guys that they smell like vomit while wearing it! Wake up guys! their commercials are a marketing lie! Do you want to convince a female that your worth while? Try a $40 or more cologne, shower, and brushing your grimy teeth and tongue.

11:50 PM  

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