Sex Ed: Undermined by American news media since the early 50s.
Guest Speaker: Who knows where HIV comes from?
Girl: Um, like, monkey anal sex?
Guest Speaker: Where the hell did you hear THAT from?
Girl: Dateline. Oh, my friend had a cat and all his teeth fell out.
Guest Speaker: That's nice.
-- overheard by Eric
Girl: Um, like, monkey anal sex?
Guest Speaker: Where the hell did you hear THAT from?
Girl: Dateline. Oh, my friend had a cat and all his teeth fell out.
Guest Speaker: That's nice.
-- overheard by Eric
13 Comments:
My cat's breath smells like cat food...
Allahu Ackbar!!! Behead all infidels!
I choo choo choose you, vapidity and startling ignorance! Let's never fight again...
When I grow up, I want to be a principal... or a caterpillar.
what is this....Bovine University?
Haha...I love you guys
I love your mom.
Your mom loves mai tais.
My ties? You spies are telling lies. My mom will hear about this and heads will roll!
You're my mom.
Will you be my mom?
If by 'mom' you mean 'Serbian pleather daddy'... then OK.
But only this once. And only if things don't get weird...
Actually, I think monkeys of one sort or another are definitely involved...
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