Friday, August 18, 2006

Sex Ed: Undermined by American news media since the early 50s.

Guest Speaker: Who knows where HIV comes from?
Girl: Um, like, monkey anal sex?
Guest Speaker: Where the hell did you hear THAT from?
Girl: Dateline. Oh, my friend had a cat and all his teeth fell out.
Guest Speaker: That's nice.

-- overheard by Eric

13 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

My cat's breath smells like cat food...

1:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Allahu Ackbar!!! Behead all infidels!

1:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I choo choo choose you, vapidity and startling ignorance! Let's never fight again...

2:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When I grow up, I want to be a principal... or a caterpillar.

7:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what is this....Bovine University?

9:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Haha...I love you guys

7:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love your mom.

4:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your mom loves mai tais.

3:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My ties? You spies are telling lies. My mom will hear about this and heads will roll!

3:25 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're my mom.

11:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will you be my mom?

12:18 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If by 'mom' you mean 'Serbian pleather daddy'... then OK.

But only this once. And only if things don't get weird...

1:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Actually, I think monkeys of one sort or another are definitely involved...

3:53 PM  

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