Friday, August 04, 2006

Really? Wow, let's alert the government so more soldiers don't die ... oh, wait.

Guy: You know, I've been looking into the situation in the Middle East, and I really can't see it being over any time soon.

-- overheard by Liz

18 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

OAW isn't so good in the summer, since all the dumb ugg girls aren't on campus.

6:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This quote isn't funny.

6:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yes it is, it's a completely moronic and obvious thing to say ... like "oh, wow, it's raining. bet that'll take a while."

10:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what? it doesn't say that it was raining... i think you may be taking that out of context

12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think you need to work on your reading comprehension skills. What s/he was saying is that this quote is akin to saying something so obvious that's it's completely ridiculous to even say it.

10:16 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't think it's an overly obvious thing to point out. Unlike the weather, there isn't a reliable forecast on how this conflict will turn out. It could get a lot better or a lot worse very quickly, and while most people would agree that no, it won't end soon, saying so isn't ridiculous.

Maybe it's just the gravity of the situation that makes the quote unfunny for me.

- 6:46

6:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ALLAH U ECKBAR! KILL ALL ZIONIST INFIDELS! SLASH THEIR THROATS! BEHEAD ALL THOSE WHO SAY ISLAM IS VIOLENT!

9:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

928pm: you suck.

seriously.

11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OAW makes my day without fail every time I read it. Keep 'em coming.

1:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

maybe the humour is in the fact that the situation in the middle east isn't exactly a new thing, they are just changing. I mean, it's not like I laughed out loud, but it is kinda funny that through all his research he found that it might not end over night. regardless, school needs to start again if we want to keep laughing

1:33 AM  
Blogger Drew-Not-Toothpaste said...

I like how anything remotely related to the middle east breeds this kind of polarization.

9:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

^ Shut the fuck up, asshole.

2:16 PM  
Blogger Drew-Not-Toothpaste said...

Hahahaha

5:23 PM  
Blogger F1 Racing Fan said...

well, I guess we could laugh that he stated the obvious...

10:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

drew-not-toothpaste: your gayness knows no bounds.

11:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i still dont' get how he knows its raining over there

1:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

excellent title

10:48 AM  
Anonymous Will said...

Smart Assholes are the funniest assholes.

10:13 PM  

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